A/N: Yes, I can actually be this clumsy. Don't know why it happens to me at the worst times
Sarcastic: I can totally say that I don't know how to say this, at all. *smiles innocently*
Denki and Sero: *groans* Just get on with it.
Sarcastic: This is how it went down, I tripped over my feet, somehow managing to get a foot stuck in my roller blades, fell down the stairs and crashed into you guys and your precious cookies.
Denki: Sero, tape this woman to a support beam.
Sarcastic: THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL SPARKY THAT YOU ARE TAPING ME TO ANYTHING. YA HEAR ME?
Sero: Actually, I think I know someone who can help with Sarcastic's deadly clumsiness. *whistles*
Obi: *leaps into the room* How's it going, Sero?
Sero: Obi, do me a favor and watch over Sarcastic. I doubt she'll make it through today without falling over.
Obi: So you're saying she needs to be fall-proof. Easy as pie. However, I need to charge you to get me some of those cookies from Cameron. He's some kind of culinary genius.
Sarcastic: Will do. Just make sure I don't die today.
Bakugou: (in the distance) SHINEEEEEEE (DIE)
Sarcastic: Well would you look at that, right on cue.
Moments later
Obi: Damn, Sarcastic, it's barely been 15 minutes and you slip already. *lets go of Sarcastic*
Sarcastic: Told you you'd have your work cut out for you. *sees Mila walk in*
Mila: Hello Sarcastic! Sero told me the whole thing. Best of luck to Obi though. *waves to Obi*
Obi: Miss, I believe you need to get back to your homework.
Sarcastic: No escaping, huh? Guess I shoulda seen it comin'. *walks back to room*
Obi: Sarcastic, door. *pulls Sarcastic's sleeve*
That, was close.
Sarcastic: Thank goodness, now, is anyone here gonna help me because I suck at Spanish. On second thought, I'm calling Leo.
Aria: *slams the door open* Do you mean Leo de la Iglesia? The Mexican-American one?
Sarcastic: I mean, he is Mexican so he should at least speak Spanish. I'll get him on the phone right now. *dials Leo's number*
Leo: (on the phone) Hey Sarcastic, what's up?
Sarcastic: Uhhh....ummmm..
Leo: Sarcastic are you ok?
Sarcastic: Ariba is up I got it. I need help with my Spanish homework.
Leo: Let's do this.
Several pages of homework later
Sarcastic: I *pants* am flipping exhausted. I think I'll go get some dinn- Eep!
Obi: *catches Sarcastic* Tsk, tsk. You seriously need to be more careful. I'm honestly skeptical about whether or not I can do this. You're even worse than a drunk Shirayuki, miss.
Sarcastic: I should really invest in some safety gear. Maybe I can ask Momo to make me some.
Obi: Say, Sarcastic, have you ever thought that maybe not being fall proof is easier for everyone?
Sarcastic: I don't quite follow.
Obi: What I'm trying to say is that maybe you should just be more careful. I bet your clumsiness could cause the collapse of civilization. *catches Sarcastic's fist* I'm a personal bodyguard for Shirayuki. I have great reflexes to say the least. *puts Sarcastic on hos shoulders* Come on, it'll be a lot faster if you don't really touch anything.
Sarcastic: Whatever you say, Obi. Just get me to my food.
The next day
Denki: Well well well, your plan worked Sero.
Sarcastic: It was a great plan and all but Obi already has a job in Clarines and can't be here 24/7 so I think I'll just have to be more ca-
Bakugou: *comes out of the palace* SHINEEEEEE *explodes a bunch of the path*
Sarcastic: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BAKA?
Bakugou: Chasing him. *points at dragonfly*
Iwaizumi or whatever his name is bet me 50 of Cameron's cookies that I couldn't catch it and bring it back to him alive.
Sarcastic: *whips out net* I'll show you how it's done. *trips on a rock, rolls into Bakugou and catches the dragonfly* Umm......THAT IS HOW IT'S DONE MY FRIEND. Now, to get those cookies. Bye everyone. *waves*
Bakugou: *snarls in Sarcastic's direction*
Sero and Denki: *run back into the palace*
Sarcastic eating cookies
Sarcastic: For once my clumsiness came in handy. There's one cookie left. Enjoy your life in my stomach little cookie.
Iwaizumi: *snatches last cookie* Thanks, I accidentally gave you 51 cookies.
Sarcastic: Ok then, enjoy your cookie I guess. Bet you did that on purpose. I'll get you back, Iwaizumi. One day, just you wait.
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Hola amigos!
Yes, I admit that I am clumsy af but sometimes it's a good thing. It was never good enough to win me cookies though 😞. Anyways hope you guys enjoyed and see you in the next chapter.
Obi: Yeesh, you didn't even thank me for my service.
Ummm.....gracias amigo. You did great so get some cookies and get behind the wall. *points to the 4th wall*
Obi: Alright, see ya guys. *walks behind 4th wall*
Adiós amigos 👋🏻
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Anime Shenanigans ft. Sarcastic
FanficJust a book with me(Sarcastic) and my story characters as well as my fave anime characters. This will feature anime, some HP spells here and there, truth or dare and the like. PS: All my one shots here were moved to my one shot book Really just doi...
