Another one of my favorite baes haha
Sarcastic: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV! Hurry up hurry up hurry up already it's your birthday and we're gonna do whatever you want. *teleports to Lev's room*
Lev: *checks calendar* YES IT'S FINALLY TODAY! Birthday breakfast here I come. *carries Sarcastic down the stairs* I smell waffles! Yaku-san did you make those?
Yaku: They don't call me team mom for nothing. Happy birthday Haiba. *puts waffles on the table* Eat up. We're going out to celebrate.
Sarcastic: *stuffing her mouth with waffles* So, what do you wanna do?
Lev: I don't kno—
Alisa (Lev's sis by the way): *bursts through the apartment doors* How's my precious wittle baby brother? Hey Sarcastic! You know Lev, you really need to wear something other than t-shirts and jeans. I mean, it's fine when Sarcastic does it because she's also the author who could murder me at any point in time if I question her taste in clothes.
Lev: Really? What else am I supposed to wear?
Alisa: Here. *holds up a really fancy suit* We're having dinner at this really nice French restaurant. I can't wait! Sarcastic if ever you change your mind I know a great place to get dresses.
Lev: *mouths to Sarcastic* SAVE ME
Sarcastic: *teleports Lev to his room* Ok. We need a plan to get your sister's plans outta the way. That way, we can go play some volleyball or head to the arcade.
Lev: How'd you—
Sarcastic: One of Bridget's friends can read minds so I kinda copied her abilities because I can.
Lev: Oh. Well, any ideas?
Nekoma Volleyball Club: *teleports into the room*
Yamamoto: WHAT THE—mwmmmwwwffuuufymu
Kai: Fukunaga, you can stop now.
Fukunaga: *nods* *removes hand from Yamamoto's mouth*
Inuoka: Happy birthday by the way, Lev. *hands Lev a new volleyball*
Lev: Awww, thanks guys!
Kuroo: So, what about the plan?
Kenma: Hey, what about that other Russian dude.
Kai: You mean the skater? Viktor, I think.
Sarcastic: Nah. Viktor's too old and likes fancy stuff too much so Alisa will know.
Kenma: Good point.
Kai: Can't you clone people, Sarcastic?
Sarcastic: I can clone myself but not Lev. Too dangerous.
Lev: Guys I hear Alisa. Hide! *opens closet*
Sarcastic: Teleportation: Portal Bus *opens portal* Guys get in.
Lev: Aw man! So cool I want in. *pouts*
Sarcastic: Fine, since it's your birthday. I'll distract your sister with a sale or something downtown.
Lev: Sugoi! Thanks. Your the best. *climbs into portal*
Sarcastic: Portal Bus take them to the arcade thanks. *teleports Alisa to the mall*
Alisa: Wait weren't we—
Sarcastic: Oh look a sale!
Alisa: Oh please I'm not going to—
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Anime Shenanigans ft. Sarcastic
FanfictionJust a book with me(Sarcastic) and my story characters as well as my fave anime characters. This will feature anime, some HP spells here and there, truth or dare and the like. PS: All my one shots here were moved to my one shot book Really just doi...
