Iida: Sarcastic, hurry up. Wouldn't want to miss our train.
Sarcastic: Yeah yeah whatever floats your boat, Iida.
Iwaizumi: Remind me why we're doing this again?
Semi: Sarcastic wants to get ready for some party thing.
Akaashi: Then wouldn't it be safer to just buy online?
Iwaizumi: *super scary face* Incendio! *burns up the nearest computer*
Suga: *grabs Akaashi's shoulders* We never discuss the evil known as online shopping. (Sorry but experience has destroyed my online shopping life)
Sarcastic: Alright, let's go!
At the stores
Semi: Why do you need a crystal ball? I thought you sucked at Divination?
Sarcastic: You'll see when the party is underway.
Iwaizumi: Pasta? What on earth?
Suga: We have tomatoes in the garden, Sarcástic.
Sarcastic: Oh ok. How are we going with the decorations?
Yaku: We got our teams plus the UA kids to take care of that.
Semi: How many plushies do you plan on buying? Can't you just use your magic and alchemy and all that?
Sarcastic: I would. But, Bridget might have my head if I didn't do everything fairly like normal residents of the Underworld.
Iwaizumi: Since when were you so nice?
Sarcastic: Since I learned I accidentally made her more powerful than me. Oh shiitakes. Magic, do your thing. *points at 4th wall* Pretend nothing happened here. *slams the 4th wall door shut telepathically.
Suga: Why on earth do we meed musical instruments? Can't we just hire someone?
Sarcastic: Those are for our guests.
Akaashi: Sarcástic, exactly how many people are coming to your party?
Sarcastic: I'm not sure. Some people are a bit iffy.
Semi: You bake? Why do you even need this much ingredients? Just buy cake mix.
Sarcastic: Guys, we're in charge of buying things for our guests. I'll explain when I introduce them to you.
Later at the cash register
Sarcástic: Welp, there goes my payday. As well as the next few ones for the coming months.
Iida: You really need to ask for a raise whatever your job is.
Semi: So, how do you plan on bringing all this home? I know you like train rides but we aren't carrying this home.
Yaku: She's obviously going to teleport. However, her drawback seems to be teleporting large or huge quantities of objects.
Iida: I think it would be wise to make those portal thingies inside of objects.
Semi: Do you mean a portkey?
Sarcastic: Portkeys don't work on items. They're for people.
Iida: OF COURSE! How could I forget!
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Anime Shenanigans ft. Sarcastic
FanfictionJust a book with me(Sarcastic) and my story characters as well as my fave anime characters. This will feature anime, some HP spells here and there, truth or dare and the like. PS: All my one shots here were moved to my one shot book Really just doi...
