Anime Shenanigans ft. Sarcastic

Gymnastics (scenario)

Y'know, bc ur dear author is a gymnast. Also, the stuff I do here is way cooler than what I normally do. (Bc you don't wanna just have me rip my hands and blister my feet on one apparatus)

Sarcastic: *teleports onto the chandelier* Alright people listen up! I'm going to go practice gymnastics in the gymnasium next to my guest house. Thing is, Bridget and Cameron won't let me go without someone else looking after me. Soooo—

Obi: Basically someone who'll make sure you don't die?

Sarcastic: Exactly.

Hinata: Cool! I wanna see you do a backflip.

Kageyama: You need to look after her idiot. *hits Hinata*

Ok scenario time!

Host Club

Tamaki

-The definition of overprotective
-Gets a whole medical team involved
-Will legitimately supervise everything Sarcastic does
-Stalls her so she won't do as much
-Invited his fans to watch
-Ends up getting kicked out because he got annoying

Haruhi

-Cautions Sarcastic all the time but isn't on Tamaki's level
-Came to replace Tamaki after Sarcastic punched him out the door
-Doesn't understand a thing Sarcastic is doing
-Supports her anyway
-Is ready with some ice and a first aid kit

Kyoya

-She thought it was free medical assistance from the hospital but noooo
-Also hires people to look after you
-Sarcastic: Um, Kyoya. What's this? *holds out a long sheet of paper*

Kyoya: Why, it's your bill for my services.

Sarcastic: *rips the paper to pieces* Well I'm not rich, you are. So do me a favor and take care of it for me.

Kyoya: Uh uh— ahhhh. *gets teleported to the Arctic* She smashed my phone, didn't she.

Honey and Mori

-Actually want to join Sarcastic
-She lets them have a go
-Honey fails a lot but cake keeps him sane
-Mori still pays more attention to Honey failing a back tuck (proper term for back flip) on the trampoline than Sarcastic splitting the beam (falling with the beam between your legs)
-Honey: *crying* Takashiii I couldn't backflip

Mori: Mitsukuni have some cake. *hands Honey cake and Usa-chan*

Literally 5 meters away

Sarcastic: *splits the beam* Shit ah fuck why this beam is a pain in the ass ugh

Mori: Shhh, you're going to badly influence Mitsukuni.

Sarcastic: Oh my gosh bitch wait till you split the beam then we can talk about me not cursing *teleports Mori over the beam*

Mori: What is happening? Why am I over this thing? *splits the beam on landing* AAAHHH *runs out with Honey to the nearest medical room*

Sarcastic: *laughing like the awful bastard she is* Serves you right for underestimating the pain. (I really shouldn't be able to laugh at all, I would be on the floor in pain but this is fiction)

The Twins

-Are now obsessed over the foam pits
-Learn how to do a back tuck by themselves.......
the wrong way
-Cannot for the life of them do pull-ups
-Sarcastic: I think you guys should just try rythmic gymnastics.