Kirishima: Sarcastic.......you have gotten a lot stronger. I.....think....we should take a break.
Sarcastic: Thank goodness. *breathing heavily* Let's go get some sna— *faints*
Kirishima: Crap! Did I punch her in the head too hard? Well, the only manly thing to do is to make sure she doesn't die. *picks up Sarcastic* Woah, girl is burning. I think she overdid it when copying Shouto's quirk. Oh well, SUGA, YAKU, IWAIZUMI, ARE YOU GUYS THERE?
Lev: Kirishima you didn't have to shout so loud, we were in the court to the right of th- What the hell happened to Sarcastic-chan?
Kirishima: I was having a duel with her and she may have overused one of her quirks hehe~
Suga: *kicks open door* Where is my child?
Yaku: Suga, I think you overdid it.*sees Lev* Haiba! Get back to practicing your receives with Semi.
Semi: Nope, not gonna happen. Besides, we need to help Sarcastic, remember.
Iwaizumi: Agreed.
Tamaki: *hits Semi and Iwaizumi with the doors* I think Kyoya can help my peecious daughter.
Kyoya: However, in exchange for our services, you must pay the hospital bills beforehand.
Iwaizumi: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? Your friend may as well be dying if you're gonna charge her.
Semi: First you hit me with a door now you see our friend's injury as a source of income? Even Tendou could do better than that.
Tendou: Semisemi, you called.
Semi: What the fuck Tendou.
Honey: Kyo-chan, please just help Sarcastic-chan. I'm going to pay for her if you want.
Kyoya: No, the ones paying must be outside of the Host Club.
Kirishima: I know it's not very manly to do this but I have had it. Lev, hold her for me will ya. *hands Lev over to Sarcastic*
Lev: Will do, Kirishima. Who knew Sarcastic was so light. It's like carrying a small child. Wait, how old is she again?
Kirishima: *activates quirk and walks over to Kyoya* Listen here, *grabs Kyoya's collar* I don't know if you've noticed but Sarcastic is probably in absolute pain right now. It's extremely unmanly of you to ask a suffering human being to pay you before even knowing whether or not you can help her. Now do me a favor and fix our friend before I send you to a hospital. *glare levels of over 9000*
Kyoya: *sighs* Alright I'll help. *gets first aid kit*
Some time later....
Kyoya: She should be good to go.
Sarcastic: *wakes up* Hello guys. What did I miss.
Obi: Don't you worry Sarcastic, I got it all on video while no one was looking. Please don't hurt me, it was the weirdo's idea. *points at Tendou*
Sarcastic: Good job Tendou, now I have something to use in court. *high fives Tendou*
Tamaki: E-eh?
Tendou: Glad I could help. I gotta go now, bye.
Sarcastic: Now, Obi, tell me about my little situation.
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Anime Shenanigans ft. Sarcastic
FanficJust a book with me(Sarcastic) and my story characters as well as my fave anime characters. This will feature anime, some HP spells here and there, truth or dare and the like. PS: All my one shots here were moved to my one shot book Really just doi...
