Shinsou
-Trips to the cat cafe
-Mind controlling Bridget to give them tons of ice cream
-Sarcastic now claims Shinsou as her favorite hero
Shinsou: Y'know, I never got into the hero course.
Sarcastic: Fuck that! You got me a mountain of ice cream. That automatically makes you the best.
Monoma
-He just rants about Class 1-A
-Sarcastic is trying soooo hard not to kill him due to a talk with Bakugo earlier
Flashback
Bakugo: Remember what I said about asshats?
Sarcastic: Yeah. I never got to ask though, who is the worst person looking after me today?
Bakugo: *growling* Neito 'shitty bastard' Monoma.
Sarcastic: Noted. I am soooo killing him.
End of Flashback
-She didn't kill him.
-However, that doesn't mean she didn't try
Elsewhere
Tenya: You did what?
Izuku: W-what if she kills him?
Bakugo: SHITTY DEKU DON'T REMIND ME. Besides, Sarcastic has morals......I think.
Class 1-A: We need to find Monoma, before he gets killed.
-Monoma swore from that day forward to never babysit again
Haikyuu
Karasuno
-Suga and Ennoshita mom mode activated
Suga: I've finished baby proofing the gym!
Ennoshita: I've got some candy, biscuits, juice packs and a teddy bear.
Suga: Good. I'll just go get those fairytale books I borr— Hey Kageyama! Stop swearing, a child is in our presence.
Sarcastic: *whispers* Are they always like this?
Daichi: Yup.
-Hinata was trying to get Kageyama to not be so vulgar
-Tanaka and Noya use Sarcastic to attract Kiyoko
-Daichi was busy scolding Tanaka and Noya for their actions
-Yamaguchi tried to stop Sarcastic and Tsukishima from their insult battle.
Tsukishima: Isn't it great that you're an even bigger failure than I imagined?
Sarcastic: Isn't it great that you're jealous because people like me better?
Tsukishima: Guess they're blind to your shitty personality, they just tolerate you.
Sarcastic: Oh yeah? I bet the team was paid to have to breathe the same air as you.
Yamaguchi: S-sarcastic, T-Tsukki, I really think you should stop arguing.
Sarcastic/Tsukishima: Shut up, Yamaguchi!
-Asahi is currently petrified by that 4 year old sass
Aoba Johsai
-Oikawa brings his nephew over to play with Sarcastic
-Iwaizumi leaves the room, leaving some gummy bears for her untilhe gets back with some encyclopedias
-Sarcastic then attempts to kill the nephew after he takes the last of her gummy bears
-Oikawa takes home his crying nephew, glaring at Sarcastic
-Kyoutani is lectured by Yahaba about being a bad influence
-Sarcastic marvels at the wonder that is Kindaichi's turnip hair
-She surprisingly doesn't point out the turnip shape to which Kindaichi is relieved
-Mattsun and Makki teach her some rather disturbing and perverted things
-Kunimi witnesses this but could care less
-Oikawa comes in, grabs Sarcastic and takes revenge by showing her off to fangirls
-Sarcastic nearly drowns in the sea of fans
-Iwaizumi to the rescue
YOU ARE READING
Anime Shenanigans ft. Sarcastic
Hayran KurguJust a book with me(Sarcastic) and my story characters as well as my fave anime characters. This will feature anime, some HP spells here and there, truth or dare and the like. PS: All my one shots here were moved to my one shot book Really just doi...
