Bakugou: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?
Aria: I said, you guys need a babysitter bacause Yaku, Suga and Iwaizumi won't be able to handle you guys.
Sarcastic: What do you mean by that? We're not that bad. Plus, I'm 99.99% sure the Host Club is coming with you guys anyway to talk to the ladies.
Tamaki: Well, you're not wrong there.
Ares: *pinches nose bridge* That takes care of them. Still, I'm afraid Bakugou, Akashi and Sarcastic might fight because they're competing over something stupid or maybe Lev gets a little too excited.
Bridget: No, the Host Club stays. I can't trust those idiots. Murasakibara is probably gonna raid the pantry, Kuroko's gonna go missing because no one notices him.
Cameron: Midorima's going to get some lucky item or whatever and Aomine is, well, actually normal.
Aomine: Thanks bro. *fist bumps Cameron*
Midorima: I already have today's lucky item. A stuffed owl. *holds up Sarcastic's owl plushie*
Sarcastic: *blasts Midorima with Bakugou's explosions* KEEP YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY OWL.
Midorima: Oh no, was the owl not good enough? Oh well.
Yurio: Why am I not coming with you?
Ares: You're underage, Yurio.
Yurio: Idiots. I'll be calling my grandpa if you need me.
Cass: Most importantly, I already know the Host Club might try throwing a party. You should also know that Sarcastic, Bakugou, Denki, Sero and Kirishima are gonna suggest sparring and there will be no blood tonight, you here me?
Aria: The Kise is also gonna have way too much fun messing around with the hosts.
Yaku: Don't worry, however, we'll only agree to look after the UA students-
Iwaizumi: -Sarcastic, Yurio
Suga: and of course, the basketball players.
Honey: Wh-why not us? *tearing up*
Iwaizumi: Because you Host Club boys are worse than Trashykawa.
Oikawa: *crashes through the door* Awwww Iwa-chan, thank you. *gets slapped*
Sarcastic: You know what, Crappykawa can stay provided he doesn't mess anything up.
Oikawa: *salutes* Yes ma'am Sarcastic-chan.
Suga: I guess you guys should go now. Have a good time.
Aria: Well, I guess the team moms have it covered. We better get going. Bye!
Tamaki: All right everyone! No one say a word until I'm done here. Lev, Aomine, Murasakibara and Midorima, help set up for the party. Bakugou, I need you for the fireworks later. Sero and Kaminari, put on these costumes. *throws tuxedos* Sarcastic and Mina, you will be in charge of entertaining the guys who come to this party. Now, any questions? One at a time please.
Mina: Hell no! I'm going on a movie marathon. *pulls off sweater to reveal Harry Potter shirt and takes out wand* Sarcastic, I need some assistance.
Everyone except Host Club: *pulls out wand* IMMOBULUS
A/N: Hell yeah I got those wands in here
Sarcastic: Quick! Use obliviate on all of them and throw them into the dungeons.
UA students: *locks up the Host Club*
Haruhi: Hey, where're the guys?
Kirishima: The dungeons, if you free them Bakugou won't hesitate to kill you.
Haruhi: Ok then, I'll be leaving now then.
Sarcastic: Bye then. *turns around* To the cinema you guys.
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Anime Shenanigans ft. Sarcastic
FanficJust a book with me(Sarcastic) and my story characters as well as my fave anime characters. This will feature anime, some HP spells here and there, truth or dare and the like. PS: All my one shots here were moved to my one shot book Really just doi...
