Anime Shenanigans ft. Sarcastic

Birthday Special: Iwaizumi

To my favorite character aka Iwa-Chan bc I love this boi

Oikawa: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IWA-CHAN!

Iwaizumi: Why do you have to be so loud this fucking early?

Lev: You know, we could get him to leave if you want.

Suga: No way, Oikawa is Iwaizumi's childhood friend. He should stay.

Semi: We would prefer it though if your fan club would leave.

Oikawa: B-but who's going to shower me with compliments. *gets slapped, twice*

Iwaizumi: Shittykawa do you want me to kick you out myself?

Kindaichi: Um senpai, your fans are starting to break into Sarcastic's house.

Yaku: Hang on I got this. *dials Kuroo's number* Hey, we need you to distract a bunch of random girls outside Sarcastic's house.

Kuroo: Oh, you mean the devil girl. Alright, I'm bringing Bokuto for backup. Time to pick up some cuties

Yaku: Thanks. I guess. *sweatdrops*

Sarcastic: Alrighty,I got the cake plus the rest of your team.

Mattsun: Happy birthday bro.

Makki: Here, have some candy.

Kyoutani: Tch.

Yahaba: *glares at Kyoutani* Say it.

Kyoutani: Fine, happy birthday.

Iwaizumi: Thanks you guys. *blows out candles* Now, everyone eat some cake and don't even think about leaving any for Trashykawa.

Oikawa: Iwa-Chan, how could you?

Sarcastic: Great, time for some candy and ice cream now. (Sorry I just really like sweets)

Kuroo: *walks in* We.....barely made it. Now, *smirking* pay up.

Sarcastic: Would you like to be paid in cute girls or cake?

Bokuto: HEY HEY HEY IS THAT CAKE?

Akaashi: Bokuto-san, I think we're interrupting.

Yaku: Nonsense! How about we all shut up and eat cake.

Kuroo: Ohohoho, are those Skittles?

Sarcastic: Yeah, take them. Also, can we bring out the chocolate fountain.

Iwaizumi: Why didn't you tell me we had one of those?

Sarcastic: You never asked. Besides, it took me a while to learn how to make these edible volleyballs. *holds up volleyball cake pop*

Oikawa: Sarcastic, could I have one of those chocolate fountains?

Cass: Oh fuck no, Shittykawa. Learning how to work that thing nearly tore my hair out.

Oikawa: IS ANYBODY GONNA STOP CALLING ME THAT?

Kindaichi: Um, senpai, we're having a picture with the rest of the team. Do you wanna— mmmwgmf.

Suga: Let's leave him be.

Palace Volleyball court

Sarcastic: Time to play some volleyball bitches! I'm refereeing because I have the attention span of a squirrel (no joke this is me).

Everyone else: *sweatdrops* Eh?

Teams

Basically Seijou

Vs.

Suga, Yaku, Lev, Kuroo, Bokuto, Akaashi and Semi

Oikawa: Alright you guys let's do this.

On the other team

Kuroo: *cannot give his usual speech bc Kenma aka the brain ain't there* Shit.

Bokuto: LET'S CRUSH THESE GUYS!

Akaashi: Bokuto-san, you could very well break the glass here. *points to window right next to them*

3 sets and 2 emo Bokutos later......

Sarcastic: Yahaba help Kyoutani wants me dead save meeeeee. *climbs up nearest person like a koala*

Iwaizumi: Sarcastic are you alright?

Kyoutani: What the hell is with this referee I keep getting the cards.

Iwaizumi: Trashykawa you handle Kyoutani I'm not feeling it today.

Oikawa: Sir, yes sir, Iwa-Chan.

Kindaichi: We got lucky with Bokuto's breakdowns didn't we, Kunimi?

Kunimi: Eh.

The other side

Kuroo: Dude we could've won if you weren't so emo. *eats more cake*

Sarcastic: Oh well everyone, we all had fun so that's all that matters 'ay.

Iwaizumi: You think you could use lemonade on the fountain? I'm kinda thirsty.

Cass: Great! Now I have to clean and set up that fountain again.

|.........|

Hola!

What do we have here?

Iwaizumi: A birthday special for me, I thought you wrote it.

Oikawa: Y'know Sarcastic-chan, you could've given me a break.

Shut up Trashykawa, Iwa gets to break the wall but you don't. *points to 4th wall exit* Out, now.

Oikawa: *runs the fuck away*

Iwaizumi: Well, anyways, thanks for the candy and chocolate. The fountain was awesome.

Yeah, you're welcome. Again, happy birthday to this guy (he is flipping awesome I love him)

Until next time,

Adiós amigos.
-Sarcastic