To my favorite character aka Iwa-Chan bc I love this boi
Oikawa: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IWA-CHAN!
Iwaizumi: Why do you have to be so loud this fucking early?
Lev: You know, we could get him to leave if you want.
Suga: No way, Oikawa is Iwaizumi's childhood friend. He should stay.
Semi: We would prefer it though if your fan club would leave.
Oikawa: B-but who's going to shower me with compliments. *gets slapped, twice*
Iwaizumi: Shittykawa do you want me to kick you out myself?
Kindaichi: Um senpai, your fans are starting to break into Sarcastic's house.
Yaku: Hang on I got this. *dials Kuroo's number* Hey, we need you to distract a bunch of random girls outside Sarcastic's house.
Kuroo: Oh, you mean the devil girl. Alright, I'm bringing Bokuto for backup. Time to pick up some cuties
Yaku: Thanks. I guess. *sweatdrops*
Sarcastic: Alrighty,I got the cake plus the rest of your team.
Mattsun: Happy birthday bro.
Makki: Here, have some candy.
Kyoutani: Tch.
Yahaba: *glares at Kyoutani* Say it.
Kyoutani: Fine, happy birthday.
Iwaizumi: Thanks you guys. *blows out candles* Now, everyone eat some cake and don't even think about leaving any for Trashykawa.
Oikawa: Iwa-Chan, how could you?
Sarcastic: Great, time for some candy and ice cream now. (Sorry I just really like sweets)
Kuroo: *walks in* We.....barely made it. Now, *smirking* pay up.
Sarcastic: Would you like to be paid in cute girls or cake?
Bokuto: HEY HEY HEY IS THAT CAKE?
Akaashi: Bokuto-san, I think we're interrupting.
Yaku: Nonsense! How about we all shut up and eat cake.
Kuroo: Ohohoho, are those Skittles?
Sarcastic: Yeah, take them. Also, can we bring out the chocolate fountain.
Iwaizumi: Why didn't you tell me we had one of those?
Sarcastic: You never asked. Besides, it took me a while to learn how to make these edible volleyballs. *holds up volleyball cake pop*
Oikawa: Sarcastic, could I have one of those chocolate fountains?
Cass: Oh fuck no, Shittykawa. Learning how to work that thing nearly tore my hair out.
Oikawa: IS ANYBODY GONNA STOP CALLING ME THAT?
Kindaichi: Um, senpai, we're having a picture with the rest of the team. Do you wanna— mmmwgmf.
Suga: Let's leave him be.
Palace Volleyball court
Sarcastic: Time to play some volleyball bitches! I'm refereeing because I have the attention span of a squirrel (no joke this is me).
Everyone else: *sweatdrops* Eh?
Teams
Basically Seijou
Vs.
Suga, Yaku, Lev, Kuroo, Bokuto, Akaashi and Semi
Oikawa: Alright you guys let's do this.
On the other team
Kuroo: *cannot give his usual speech bc Kenma aka the brain ain't there* Shit.
Bokuto: LET'S CRUSH THESE GUYS!
Akaashi: Bokuto-san, you could very well break the glass here. *points to window right next to them*
3 sets and 2 emo Bokutos later......
Sarcastic: Yahaba help Kyoutani wants me dead save meeeeee. *climbs up nearest person like a koala*
Iwaizumi: Sarcastic are you alright?
Kyoutani: What the hell is with this referee I keep getting the cards.
Iwaizumi: Trashykawa you handle Kyoutani I'm not feeling it today.
Oikawa: Sir, yes sir, Iwa-Chan.
Kindaichi: We got lucky with Bokuto's breakdowns didn't we, Kunimi?
Kunimi: Eh.
The other side
Kuroo: Dude we could've won if you weren't so emo. *eats more cake*
Sarcastic: Oh well everyone, we all had fun so that's all that matters 'ay.
Iwaizumi: You think you could use lemonade on the fountain? I'm kinda thirsty.
Cass: Great! Now I have to clean and set up that fountain again.
|.........|
Hola!
What do we have here?
Iwaizumi: A birthday special for me, I thought you wrote it.
Oikawa: Y'know Sarcastic-chan, you could've given me a break.
Shut up Trashykawa, Iwa gets to break the wall but you don't. *points to 4th wall exit* Out, now.
Oikawa: *runs the fuck away*
Iwaizumi: Well, anyways, thanks for the candy and chocolate. The fountain was awesome.
Yeah, you're welcome. Again, happy birthday to this guy (he is flipping awesome I love him)
Until next time,
Adiós amigos.
-Sarcastic
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