Sarcastic: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
Hikaru: You look great!
Kaoru: Now, for the make-up. Honey, Mori, hold her down.
Honey: Alright Usa Chan, let's help Sarcastic get ready for the party.
Kyoya: Come on Sarcastic, we had a deal remember?
Flashback
Aomine: Heads up Sarcastic. *throws ball*
Sarcastic: *runs to ball* I got it I got I go— *trips* Oh come fucking on.
Murasakibara: *catches basketball* No, I got it. *smirking*
Sarcastic: *punches hole in the next room over* Not, cool bitch.
Obi: *runs in with plaster* You need to stop doing that.
Kyoya: *sighs* There goes your portrait, Tamaki.
Tamaki: Hey! For ruining my portrait, you need to serve us for an afternoon at the host club. *cue wind and roses*
Akashi: Boys, let's get outta here before we get caught.
Sarcastic: *sees GoM sneaking out* NOOOO YOU SHITHEADS DON'T LEAVE ME *gets dragged away* Oh wait I can use the quirk Bri gave me like before.
Kyoya: *chuckling* Silly girl, some girl named Hatsume Mei gave us some weird bracelets for the occasion. *puts on bracelets*
End of Flashback
Sarcastic: Are you kidding me? It was more like you enslaved me!
30 minutes later
Random guy 1: So, what's a little girl like you doing as a ummmm hostess?
Sarcastic: I was dragged into this.
Random guy 2: *whispers* Hey, sorry about earlier.
Sarcastic: What the fucking hell is this asshole talking about?
Akashi: *takes out contacts* Shh, it's us. *points to Satsuki*
Satsuki: *taps Tamaki's shoulders* Um, Tamaki-kun, I'm gonna go over there and hang out with my friend and the little girl.
Tamaki: *sighs* Leaving so soon, m'lady? Oh well, I definitely can't stop you.
Satsuki: OBI NOW!
Obi: Hello. *walks in* Hop on.
Sarcastic: *climbs on Obi's back* Onwards, soldiers.
Obi, Satsuki and Akashi: *runs to Hell's Gate*
Palace of the Underworld
Bridget: So, did you guys get her back?
Obi: Yeah she's right *turns around* Shit.
Cameron: Hey guys! Where's Sarcastic?
Akashi: I swear it's that blonde runt and his servant.
Back at the Host Club
Murasakibara: Why are we here again?
Kise: We're the backup in case Akashi's plan doesn't work.
Sarcastic: Hello everyone! I will be your hostess for today. Yay~ (note the immense sarcasm) Wait guys is that you?
Kuroko: Well Sarcastic, we're gonna get you out. The portal should be under this table.
Aomine: We should get going so I don't have to wear this stupid wig. *ducks under table*
Sarcastic: Brilliant!
Crowd: *looks at Sarcastic*
Kyoya: Sarcastic, what's with you? You should act more proper. *walks away*
Midorima: I'll take one of these teacups for luck today.
Sarcastic: Yeah, yeah whatever let's just go. *ducks into portal*
Later that afternoon
Haruhi: Hello boys, what's with Tamaki?
Kyoya: Well, we can't get revenge on Sarcastic for ruining his portrait because we can't access Hell.
Hikaru: Woah, Kyoya is too evil even for Hell.
Haruhi: Nah, she told me everything earlier. She just banned you guys.
Tamaki: Wait a minute! Haruhi can sneak us in.
Haruhi: I would love to help Senpai, but Cass cooks some great stuff. Learned from some dude named Soma.
Tamaki: *to the emo corner*
|.........|
Hola,
So, have any of you seen Hamilton? Probs gonna have the guys react to it.
Anyways, until next time
Adiós
-Sarcastic
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Anime Shenanigans ft. Sarcastic
FanficJust a book with me(Sarcastic) and my story characters as well as my fave anime characters. This will feature anime, some HP spells here and there, truth or dare and the like. PS: All my one shots here were moved to my one shot book Really just doi...
