Anime Shenanigans ft. Sarcastic

USJ

Bakugo: So, Devilbitch, why are we on a train again?

Sarcastic: Well Shitface, we are going to the USJ.

Class 1-A: Fuck, why there?

Sarcastic: *laughing* Oh...gosh haha. I mean Universal Studios you fuckers.

Iida: Wait! That must mean you require adult supervision.

Suga: *enters train car* Which is exactly why we—

All Might: *busts down train car door (pray for Sugamama)* I AM HERE!

Daichi: *murderous aura activated* What happened to Suga? All Might that was very rude. *continues to lecture All Might*

All Might: Oh. I'm very sorry about that. I will do better next time.

Yaku: *helps up Suga*

Semi: So we're just gonna watch over these guys. It's better than doing drills like crazy so I'm game.

Kirishima: Woah! Look at that silver haired dude. *points to Lev* So tall, so manly.

Lev: Well yeah, the ace kinda has to be manly y'know.

Yaku: *looks at 1-A* Please don't encourage him.

Sarcastic: Where's Iwaizumi? He said he's bringing all my candy.

Sato: Did you say candy?

Iwaizumi: Sorry I'm late you guys. Crappykawa decided to come along.

Oikawa: Hello everyone! Save the autographs for later. For now just bask in my beautiful presence. *gets slapped* Iwa Chan!

Aoyama: How come everyone notices him? Am I not fabulous enough?

Train announcer (idk what it's called in Japan pls let me know): Attention passengers, our next stop will be the Universal City Station.

All Might: Ok, let's split into groups. You will each have some supervisors to make sure you don't disobey any rules.

*clears throat*

Group 1
Midoriya, Uraraka, Asui and Todoroki. Your supervisors will be young Iida and *points to self* me.

Group 2
Aoyama, Mineta, Sato and Koda. Your supervisors will be Mr. Semi and Mr. Suga.

Semi: No need to be so formal. It creeps me out.

All Might: Right, moving on.

Group 3

Jirou, Hagakure, Ojiro, Shoji and Tokoyami. Your supervisors will be Yaku and Momo

Last but not least, Group 4
Bakugo, Kirishima, Kaminari, Ashido and Sero. Your supervisors are Lev and Iwaizumi.

Sarcastic: Woah woah where do I go?

All Might: Huh, doesn't say.

Iida: That means you will have to choose. I suggest you go with us for safety.

Sero: Oh please, she's coming with us. We're gonna make sure she has a great time.

Mina: We know how to have some fun.

Mineta: No way! A young maiden like her is coming with us. *murmurs* It means she's probably gonna get sweaty, she might even take that sweater off. *gets stabbed with earphones*

Jirou: Geez, stop thinking about Sarcastic that way.

All Might: So Sarcastic, which group do you choose?

Sarcastic: Well, I choose......

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Hola

I have returned from Japan. I really loved it there so I'm gonna write a few scenarios and shorts about this wonderful country where these beloved anime characters came from.

Bridget: Hey! Why don't we get to go?

*brings out demon repelling charm* Do you wanna know what happens when I bring out another charm?

Cameron: Fuck! Bridget run like hell.

Bridget: *teleports away*

Anyways, I'll obviously get everyone else in on this mess. (I bet a million dollars Honey is too short for the Flying Dinosaur)

Until next time,

Adiòs
-Sarcastic