The Squad (Shane Dawson)

!bootypop!

^^^Kehlani' s habit ^ that gets her in trouble a lot ^^

We start walking out of the airport, well not me, I'm fucking hopping like a fucking bunny on fucking easter. At least I get candy...no wait those snot nosed kids do. Fml.

"Okay, one thing were going to need for this week is a car" says Shane.

"What?" asked Garrett.

"Can we get a mini cooper?" I asked.

"How about a mini Garrett?" Asked Morgan.

"We all know Garrett will never be mini, he's a gorilla" I laugh.

"Garrett the gorilla sounds like the spin off of curious George" says Ryland.

My jokes to into everything, I love these tea queens!

"So I don't know how to rent a car, I've never done it before" Shane speaks after being cut off.

I suck my lollipop "I have"

"Great you pay for it" Shane grins "where did you get that?"

"Oh, this?" I suck again "I took it from the lady who was not looking at her candy bowl"

"Wow" laughs Andrew.

"What state are we in?" Garrett asked for the 10th time since we got to the airport.

"I'm not going to tell you yet, I'm just going to show you the gift shop"

We head to the gift shop, hopefully they have some frebreeze so I can spray Shane with it.

Shane goes in the store and shows us a giant mug and oven mit To be perfectly honest, that could mean anything, like the Gucci gang aka a new terrorist group, or Shanes sexuality you never know.

"Texas?" Says Garrett

Hold up. "You brought us to Texas? The shit is this? I wanted to go to bora bora!"

"Kehlani, you're going to be grounded for three months"
Shane says.

My eyes almost come out of my head "three months?!"

He nods, I turn to my other dad Ryland. "You have to say something, you can't let him abuse me"

"Shane calm your tits" he says. Shane huffs.

"Why are we in Texas?" Asked Garrett

"I'm not going to reveal that yet. I will let you know that it involves food at some point"

That a a relief "I feel like when you say 'everythings bigger in Texas you mean were visiting some of going family"

Shane blows air in his cheeks to try not to laugh.

I look around and she a giant man "look one there"

"Uncle Tim" Garrett waves. The man doesn't notice.

"You have family issues" says Morgan.

"Let's find a car!" Shane says.

We are now on a small transport bus thing, and Shane is unfamiliar with his surroundings.

"I didn't know we had to take the bus, to get to the car rental place" he said.

"I prefer a G-Wagon" Ryland says as he sips his drink. He's so gay.

"I like actually wagons" I smile.

"Of course you do, my child is poor Shane says jokingly, I hope. Also I make more money than him.