The Squad (Shane Dawson)

!tales!

^^^^my husband is at 1 million!!^^^

I drive back to Shane's house, because I he basically takes care of those in need *Garrett* *Morgan*.

Jk, kinda.

I park and Take all the food from In n' out in the house.

Wait I bringing it in, shouldn't it be In n' in?

My brain works so hard these days.

I kick the door open, not hard, just enough to knock.

"I told you we don't sell drugs on Wednesdays" says Garrett as he opens the door.

"Bitch, its Saturday" I say walking in the house. I put all the food on the table.

"Our post mates came" Shane runs from the bathroom to the kitchen.

My phone vibrates, I check it, ooh my vocal coach. I answer it.

"Hello?"

"Kehls, you said to call you this weekend so we can record a new cover."

"Oh, yeah. I can head over to the studio."

"We can't record in the studio for now, so I can come to your place"

"What's wrong with the studio?" I asked.

"Asbestos." He says, then clicked his tongue "it's gross"

"Okay, I'm at my friends house so let me ask him. I'll text you, D."

"My baby boo boo bear" he says hanging up.

"Shane can I borrow a corner of your house?" I smiled.

"For what?"

"I have to record a new cover and the studio I record in has asbestos. I will do it quickly"

"Okay,"

"By the way my producer/ coach is gay and might hit on Garrett"

Shane Laugh's. I turn around and see Andrew come in the house with his laptop. they have to edit A LOT!

"bèbè" i say

He chuckled and kissed me "hey"

"I guess you guys are going to see the magic happen"I say playing with Andrews jacket zipper.

shane gasped "the porno is happening!"

"No!" I say.

"Then why are you unzipping him?"

"many reasons, but I was talking about recording a cover"

Shane laughs. I text D aka Daniel the address.

"So what cover are you doing?" asked Shane.

"Depends on what D feels, we've worked on a couple of songs and decide which is ready for the world. I am doing Super Luv though"

Shane snorts "oh my god"

The door bell rings and Ryland opens it.

After a few minutes he says "guys there's another gay aristocrat selling bibles"

"D!" I run and give him a hug.

"Hunny, I wish I could give you a hug back but you'd smell like honey boo boos boo, okay"

"How'd you get here so fast?" I asked

"I was at Starbucks and found a glory hole, so after that I got your text and here I am".

#shanaynayscousin

"I'm going to change and I'll be back" I say walking to Morgans room, which used to be the office.