The Squad (Shane Dawson)

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I walk into the TMZ building, it smells completely like someone ate  burnt chicken then sprayed perfume.

"Are you miss banks?" Asked a woman .

"Yeah"

"Okay, come with me" she started walking and I followed her to a lounge.

"Do you want anything to drink?"

"Yeah, water would be nice, please"

She gets a bottle of water from the fridge.

"We'll be on in a few minutes, be ready" she says walking away.

I look in the huge mirror in the lounge and fox my hair. After a few minutes they tell me you come out. I wait beside the woman, as we wait behind the camera.

"Okay, so Kehlani Banks has been under fire from her former manager Blake Monger, he says she has slept her way through the industry and even tried to sleep with him. So we brought Kehlani here to tell her side of the story" Harvey says and the woman tells me to wall over.

"Hi" I say shaking his hand.

"So, kehlani when did you find out Blake was throwing you under the bus?"

"I found out about this when I was in Texas with my friends. Blake called me and told me he got me a role in this new movie. I don't remember auditioning for honestly. So he tells me he me the roll of the little sister, when he said I was supposed to get the role of the older sister"

"so do you always get your manager to get roles for you?"

"No, absolutely not. I wasn't even planning on anything. I just wanted to do YouTube more than acting. Anyway  he tells that he slept with the director or assistant director so I could get the role."

"What?" He sounded genuinely surprised.

"so, I started crying and I felt horrible. I knew he likes to run his mouth a lot, so I knew he would try to get media attention."

"Do you have any idea why he would do this to to you?"

"Well I think it's because he's always wanted a raise, I pay his 50/50 and I thought that was good enough. And so I gave him a raise, then I found out two weeks later he was buying heroin and oxycotin."

"Oh, wow. At least he didn't say you were doing drugs" Harvey says.

"That would try awful" I say " he was buying some and selling some. and when I found out he begged me to not tell anyone, guess I had to break that promise."

"Do you feel bad?"

"of course I feel bad. He was my best friend in the whole world. I told him everything about me. I've known him for two and a half years, I even paid for him to go to college, then he dropped out the first day."

"He did that? That's low"

"He got drunk on two occasions and crashed two of my cars, didn't even pay for them. He stole from me before, he told my other friends I had STD's. Just a whole mess of lies"

"And you forgave him for all of it?"

"I had to, he was my friend."

"So none of the sleeping to the top stuff is true, you didn't even try to sleep with him?"

"Hell no! I don't need to sleep with old men to get a role, there are plenty of other amazing actors who are 100% better than me. and not even in a million years I would sleep with him, He's like me brother and sex is not the #1 thing I need right now. And can I be honest I haven't had sex in a year"

"You haven't had sex in a year? What?"

"When I want to have that moment with someone it will be with someone special"

"Do people hit on you or?"

"Oh, Yeah. Some people straight up say "i can see you have a pretty mouth, so you must give good head"

Harvey laughs " and what do you say?"

"I just laugh and leave, then tweet about it"

We both laugh.

"Thanks for watching, I'm Harvey and this is..."

"Kehlani" I smile.

"And this is TMZ"

"And cut" says a man.

"Thank you for coming on the show today" says Harvey.

"Thanks so much" we hug and part part ways.

Now I need to go to. in 'n out.

Peace bitch.
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