The Squad (Shane Dawson)

!The vist!

Alarm clock goes off at 7: 45. I rise out of bed like the little angel I am and skip to the bathroom. I flick the light and realize that there's a hobo in the bathroom. Oh wait that's me. I strip naked and wash my body.

"I got a pocket, got a pocket full of sunshine. I got a love and I know that it's all mine. Ah wa oh!" I scream into my razor until my door bell Interupts my singing. I turn off the shower and wrap myself in a towel.

"If there's not an ice cream truck outside I told you not to bother me Karen!" I open the door and stop abruptly.

"Oh, hello. Can you sign for this?" The Fed ex man hands me the clipboard, oh wait it's an ipad. Technology.

I sign and he hands me a medium sized box. I skip to my room and open the box and scream. I lift up my 'ohmygod' sweatshirt.

"Where have you been? I ordered you two days ago!" I also pull out an illuminati popsocket. I look at the clock on my night stand and see it's 8:05. Shiittt! I put on my body suit/leotard and put the sweatshirt over it. Because it's huge and hoes to mid thigh. Now the fun part I did through my walk in closet to find my thigh high boots. Once I lace them up, I quickly do my makeup and hair. I brush my teeth grab my suit case, and bookbag.

I take a look at the directions to his house...its so far. I drive there but get lost twice, and I finally make it at 9:01.

I have yet to surprise myself, I grin satisfied. I grab my bag and phone and head to the door. I knock twice and turn around to gaze at the birds till one shit. The door opens and I see Shane. We look at eachothers clothes and say at the same time.

"Ohmygod"

Garrett and Andrew laugh.

"Hi" I cry a little and cover my mouth from letting out sobs.

"Aw, what do I do?" Shane asked

"Give her a hug" Garrett says.

He wraps me in a warm hug and l smell taco bell on him, hmm, crunch wrap. We release and I wipe my eyes trying not to mess up my makeup.

"Um, hehe, I smell taco bell on you" I laugh.

"That's how you know it's me" Shane smirked.

I walk into the living and is greeted right away by Uno.

"Aw, hey Uno!" I scratched his back and he twitches his leg and falls on his back and started snoring.

"What did you do to my dog? Asked Shane

"I put him to sleep" I stand back up.

"Um, how?" He sounds scared. Haha.

"I don't know...do you want to be put to sleep?"

"Please" he laughs. "Put me out of my misery"

"Okay, so what are we going to do for 24 hours?" I asked sitting on the couch already engulfed by dog hair. I wave my hands around to prevent it from going in my airways.

"Yeah, your probably going to die in here" Garrett says. I shrugged, if i die at least I'll still have my dignity.

"Okay, I thought first we could start of with breakfast and I was thinking IHOP" Shane says.

"Ooh" Garrett aws.

"Yes, I am so hungry. Let's order EVERYTHING on the menu!" I say as my stomach reminds me it wants to kick my teeth in.

"Were you reading my mind?" Shane asked

"Yes" I answered

"Shane she's apart of the illuminati" Garrett says.

"Hahaha, okay after breakfast we can do a small interview and maybe you can sing if that's okay?"

"Yeah, I have my microphone in the car, so I'm good to go" I smile

"And I was thinking about going to the zoo, then we have a movie night"

"This is going to be so awesome. You guys are going to love me" I say standing up and taking off my bag, I open it and pull out three small boxes. I hand one to Shane, one to Garrett, and one to Andrew.

They are about to open them oh no! "Stop! Not yet." I pull out a container that has cake in it and light the candle.

"Okay, now open!' She smile from ear to ear.

"No, you didn't!" Shane sounds genuinely shook.

"Are these real?" Garrett asked.

"Yep" I say blowing out the candle

"You got Britney spears tickets for us!" Shane laughs.

"Yeah, I also go Morgan and Ryland one so we can all go." I sat starting to lick the icing.

"I'm shook" Shane chuckled.

"Your going to be even more shook when you see these" I pull them out from my bag.

"Are those backstage passes?" Garrett asked.

I just smile satisfied with my work. "Her concert here is in less than a week"

"Ohmygod, I'm going to cry" Shane stands up to hug me as Ryland and Morgan walk in the door with Starbucks.

"What happened? Asked Morgan.

"We got tickets to see Britney spears!" Says Garrett.

"What?" Asked Ryland "who's paying for that?"

"Kehlani got them" Garrett says

"You didn't have to spend all that money" Ryland said

"I didn't spend anything. My mom is Britney spears' assistant. And they are best friends"

"Why are you living my life?" Shane asked. I laughed along with Garrett and Andrew.

"Alright were taking my g wagon" Ryland announces as we make our way out the door to IHOP.

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND GAYNESS!!!