The Squad (Shane Dawson)

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^^^^^Ninga Kehlani comes in handy

Andrew Siwicki more like Andrew so quickie.

The uber driver stops in front of the airport and we get out.

"Thank you!" I say to the driver.

"Your welcome, sweetie" he smiles at me and I smile back.

"Are you flirting?" Asked Andrew.

"If I was flirting, this is what I would do" I clear my throat and rub his arm. '"Oh my gosh, your biceps are huge kiss me"

I walk to the back of the suv and grab my bookbag and snack case.

"My ass is wet" Garrett feels his pants. "I don't know why"

"Garrett did you piss your pants again?" I asked.

"No, I don't think so"

I roll my eyes dramatically and we go through the check thing to make sure, we don't have weapons. I go through the metal detector it beeps, I put my hands up and back up.

A guy with a small wand, wands me and goes over my boobs and it whirs. I look around as if it's not me.

"Ma'am do you you have anything your not supposed to have?"

"I like to use my bra as a purse..."

"Empty it"

I take out my phone, gummy worms, gum, the pickle,the money, but leave the condom.

He checks everything hands them back and I stuff them in my bra.

We grab our stuff and walk around.

"We have five minutes to eat" says Shane.

"Who wants a gummy worm?" I asked.

"Me" Garrett says and I hand him one.

"I'm starting to think Garretts not gay" says Morgan.

"Did you know for some reason gay guys turn me on" I say

"Me" laughs Shane. Andrew looks suspiciously at me.

"Oh, and Andrew turns me on" he grins.

"We know that, why do you think we gave you Viagra" Garrett says.

I punch him in the arm, "I'm still mad about that"

"Ow!" He rubs his arm. "Shanes idea"

"How about some sparkling water?" Shane asked as he went to the...soda?

"Are those coconut chips?" Asked Garrett.

"Garrett did you know I'm allergic to coconut?" I asked

"No...were still getting them"

"This beef is getting worse" Ryland says.

"Should we get smoothies?" Asked Morgan.

"I'm not looking to good to fill up my sugar count yet" Ryland says.

"We have three minutes. Three" Shane puts up his fingers.

"But I want the donuts" Garrett says

"Just get the donuts and go baby" says Shane. I guess that's what he says to Ryland before sex...too much?

"We should get cards to send to our family" says Ryland going through cards.

"Ooh we should get notebooks" Garrett says.

"Organize our thoughts"

"My treat everyone pick out a notebook" Garrett says picking one up. We all know he's broke as hell.