The Squad (Shane Dawson)

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I. Am. Freaking. Out. Thank you babes so much! ❤
Let's see if we can get to #1.
If we can get to #1 I'll do something special...

"Okay, didn't the woman say anywhere in texas you can get a makeover?" I asked

"Well looks like were going to Ulta" says shane "I'd rather go to Sophora"

"Don't say that in front of ulta" says Ryland.

"I'm following beauty guru's"

I smile because I know he's talking about me.

"James Charles"

I jaw drops. I'm so done.

"Let's do this" says Ryland as we head in.

We are greeted by a a woman who happens to know the squad. We take a picture with her, you know we are nice people, maybe not shane but I am.

"I was wondering if we could get my sister Morgan like a texas makeup" says Shane.

"Giant hair" she laughed.

"Yeah, but were getting the makeup done first"

"Okay," she smiled and went to get some supplies.

I started looking at the makeup, look at this highliter.

"No" says Shane. I stomp my foot and walked over to Morgan.

"Wassup"

"Why are you talking like that?" She laughed. The woman comes back.

"Do you have makeup on already?" She asked.

"Yeah" the woman wipes her face off. A song comes over the speakers and I Start singing out of the blue.

"I Can almost it. That dream I'm dreaming. But there's a voice inside my head saying you'll never reach it. Every step I'm taking, every move I make feels lost with no direction, my faith is shaken. But I..I gotta keep tryin'. Gonna keep my head held high, cause there's always gonna be another mountain, I'm always gonna wanna make it move, always gonna be an uphill battle sometimes im gonna have to lose. Ain't about how fast I get there ain't about what's waiting on the other si---iiide, its the climb"

"Ooh, girl you slay" says the woman.

My eyes widen "oh, my god. I was singing outloud?"

"Yeah?" Says Morgan.

"I don't understand why you can sing on the internet in front of millions, but not in front of us" says Shane.

"guess you got what you wanted" I shrugged

"yeah, I came in my pants"

"Same" I grin.

While I take candy from my bra and put it in my mouth, Shane talks to the woman about
about Morgans past relationship problems...

"Where do you think we can find her a man, that's not gay?" He asked. I slipped my hand in Andrews pants pocket and leave candy in there...ooh he got some thick thighs.

Mans is THICK!

"What are you doing?" he chuckled.

"Giving you candy so I can kidnap you, while rubbing your muscular thighs"

He puts his hand in his pocket to get the candy but I stop him for a minute.

"Wait." I squeeze his thigh again, then pull my hand out. He puts his hand in and pulls our candy hearts.