^^Kehlani secretly wishes Shane and Ryland had a baby so she can spoil the shit out of him or her own baby...
I hop on the bed and get comfortable.
"Oh, my god there's snacks" Shane says. I jump out of the bed grab three snacks off the tray and run to the closet.
"Kehlani give those back, you're supposed to be on a diet!" Shane sounds like a dad.
Next thing I know my hands are wrapped in rope and tied to the bed post.
"Oh my god they gave diet Pepsi"
"I thought you liked coke" says Ryland.
"Sometimes I cheat on her with Pepsi" he says taking a swallow. This is torture!
"Should we do a hotel room tour?" Asked Garrett.
"Casey put the camera right here" Andrew puts it down and Shane rips open a can of Pringles and shoved them in his mouth.
"I want some Pringles!" I cry in torture.
"Can we untie her now?' Asked Morgan "where did you even get rope from?"
"I will when she eats this salad" he holds a small box in his hands. My eyes widen, I roll my eyes and pull my hands free. We go into the other part of the room.
"Why is it so dark in here?" Asked Shane
"That's werid" Ryland.
"It's cold in here too" I say hugging Morgan.
We go to the bathroom. It's so nice and clean unlike Shanes bathroom with pubes and chocolate everywhere.
"I want to take a bath in fruit loops" Morgan says.
"Andrew you want to take a bath tonight?" I asked.
"Yeah" he smiles.
I click my tounge and walk back to the room.
"We can pop off on this" Ryland says while twerking on the ottoman.
"What I was thinking is that we should eat first"
"Ah, yes" says Morgan.
"And just a tiny clue of what were going to be doing here"
"Are we getting bikini waxes?" I asked
"We can do that when we get back home,"
"I'm a professional at itbif you need any...help" I smile awkwardly
"Just give me a quesadilla and I'll be happy" says Garrett.
Morgan gasped "you like quesadillas?"
Couple goals...that awkward couple that only talks about food.
Andrew turns off the camera and gives it to Shane. We order some room service. I play some music on my phone and dance around.
"Ooh, teach us how to belly dance" says Ryland.
"Alright" I smile he stands beside me and I show him some moves. "Make sure when you do that let it roll of your back so the booty can pop"
"Well I don't have a booty like you" says Ryland.
"That's true" I touch my buns.
"Are they real?" He asked.
"Yeah, of course" I say as there's a knock at the door. Garrett and Shane go to get the food, we got a lot. We sit around the table/ottoman and eat. After dinner I get ready for the bath. I wear a lacy peach colored body Suit. Someone knocks on the door. I open it and see Andrew.
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The Squad (Shane Dawson)
FanficKehlani is discovered by Shane Dawson on YouTube and is invited to his house to end up being apart of the whitest group on YouTube after Jake Paul of course.
