The Squad (Shane Dawson)

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So were all sitting in a circle wearing our onsies. We are performing a seance...

And so far all we heard was tapping.

"I forgot to tell you guys that ghost like to play me" I awkwardly look at all of them.

"So your saying if there were a ghost her we would know because he would play with your boobs?" Shane asked.

"Yeah, actually I showered with a ghost before" I laughed.

"And what was that like?' Morgan asked.

"It was pretty good actually, he grabbed my butt" I say as a matter of factly.

"Interesting. I had the same thing happen to me but it was just Ryland" Shane smiles.

"Are you trying to tell me I have no man in my life?" I asked.

"In the nicest way possible"

"I have a husband" I jump on Andrew and he hits the floor.

"Ow"

"I'm sorry" I try not to laugh. He connected his lips with mine. Wait.

"No, I have to kiss you because  I said you had to be good" I remembered.

"What? I was good all day today" he groaned.

"Has he been good?" I asked everyone. They shrug, losers.

"We should do truth or dare" suggests Garrett.

"Okay" we all agree. "Carry me to the couch sir"

I hop on Andrews back and he sits on the couch with me behind him. I kiss his neck and he closes his eyes and breathes in and out. Then I lick his neck. He laughs.

"Did you just lick me?"

"Yeah, you taste like red head boy" he laughs and I sit next to him as Garrett and Morgan write dares down from the internet and puts them in a bowl.

"Okay, there are 40 cards, with truth or dare on the front and back. You have to chose one to ask somebody" says Garrett.

"I'll go first" Shane says taking a paper out, "mmm, kehlani, truth or dare?"

"Truth"

"At what age did you have sex, and with who?"

"I was 17, with a guy I had a crush on and he came way to quickly, in 2 strokes" I laughed.

"Well hopefully Andrew doesn't come in 2 strokes" Shane snorted.

"Hey, mentality it was like an hour" I say patting his head. I take a paper from the bowl. Oh wow.

"Garrett truth or dare?" I asked.

"Truth"

"Have you ever sent a sext?"

"No" he answered and takes a paper from the bowl.

"Ryland , truth or dare?"

"Dare"

"Lick someone's foot" he laughs..

"Ew, well who has the cleaner feet?"

"I feel like Kehlani has really clean feet. Ooh, yeah. I take off my sock show my beautiful foot with a tattoo on it. It's totally clean. He smells my foot first.

"Why does it smell like pecans?" I shrug and he licks my foot. I can't help but laugh. He stops and licks his sleeve. He takes a paper from the bowl.

"Shane truth or dare"

"Dare'

"Do bloody Mary"

My eyes exploded, she is going to kill all of us. Shane leaves un scared and leaves all of us.

"Were all going to die tonight" I say seriously. Then all the lights shut off, I scream along with someone else and jump into Andrews lap. He turns his phone flashlight on.

"Where's Shane?" Asked Morgan.

"Probably dead" Garrett laughs

"That's not funny" I say.

"I know. " we stand up and start to look for Shane. I hold tightly onto Andrews hand, squeezing the life out of it. But he's unfazed by my Barbie doll hands. We hear a chime of a music box in the kitchen. We enter the kitchen and see the small box with handle turning.  Then it pops up with a clown and I jump.

"Oh, hell no! I'm out!" I whisper yelled.

"No, we have to find Shane" Ryland argued.

"If he's dead that means were next" I argue back.

We all turn to the sound of creaking, as if somebody is walking towards us.

Wait how come no one flipped the lights or breakers?
The creaking gets closer then stops.

"Um guys" Morgan says shaking.

"Not now Morgan" Ryland says.

"No look" she points to the sliding door, and we all see a clown. Fuck that! We start running back to the living room but theirs another clown at the front window, we run upstairs and lock ourselves in Shane and Rylands room.

Footsteps can be heard coming upstairs.

"Call Shanes phone" says Garrett holding the camera...where did he get that.

Morgan calls and puts it on speaker.

"Hello, why are you calling?" He asked.

"Shane where are you?" She asked.

"I'm in the bathroom, doing bloody Mary"

"Then who turned off all the lights and who are the clowns outside?"

"What are talking about?"

"There is someone in the house don't come out of the bathroom."

"Oh my god,I'll  call the police. I'm locking the door now. Where are you guys?"

"Were in your room"

"Ok. Don't move,I'll  call the police. This is insane"

Morgan hangs up.

I haven't realized I was crying till now. I hug onto Andrew and he keeps both hands around me with his chin on my head.

6 minutes later we hear sirens and flashing lights outside the house.

"Finally," sit up out of the floor, half asleep and stretch. Andrew is beside me.

"Whatcha doing?" I asked.

"Thinking about going to sleep right now"

I  leaned down and pecked his lips. He looks at me and smiles.

"I've been good?"

"Yes, very good" I giggled. He placed a hand on the side of my head and pushed our lips together. I can't help it, his kissing is so amazing he could win a contest or get a million dollars from a kissing booth. I climb onto him, and hold his face while he holds my hips.

"Okay, None of that" Garrett complained.

I stick up my finger to say one more minute please. There's a knock on the door.

"Police"

"And Shane!" He shouts. I kissed him one more time before standing up and pulling him up.

We opened the door and saw Shane and one man who wasn't even in uniform, smirking .

"You've been pranked!" Shane and the guys say.

"You Bitch!" I growl. "I'm going to kill you!"

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