The Squad (Shane Dawson)

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You betch!! My dad owns Starbucks.

Hey, you.

Me?

Yes, you bottle nosed dolphin.

Um, rude.

Alright listen here bitch, wake up.

But I'm warm, and I feel bloated.

I don't care, what makes you think I care?

Because you're me?

Oh.

I open my eyes and see trees on both sides of the windows.

"Those are some tall ass trees" I say.

Garrett screams.

"She's alive!" Says Morgan.

"Dammit" says Shane

I swear...

I realized my head was in Andrews lap, ooh. It was quite cushioned.

I sit up and wrap around him like a sock monkey.

"Aww" says Ryland.

"You're too cute" says Andrew

"Aw," I kiss his cheek. "where are we?"

"Were almost at Bunny's house, she said not to film the way there"

"I have a feeling her actual name is like Karen or Susan" I think.

"Me" says Shane.

Ryland turns into her driveway.

"Wow, she makes me look poor" I wipe a non existent tear away. We get out of the car and go to the giant door.

"What if she's watching us?" Asked Morgan.

I look up and see a camera and point to it.

"Oh, shit" says Shane and laughs. The door opens to Bunny, and damn thats a nice staircase.

"Hi," she hugs Shane.

And for some damn reason Garrett pulls out his demon child Benjamin.

Bunny gasps "He's cute. Is it a boy or girl?"

"We don't know" says Shane and she laughs.

"Her sexuality was thrown in the closets next to Garrett's." I say shoving her back in the bag.

"Haha, come in but please don't film this area, downstairs especially"

"Okay" says shane and we enter the house.

She doesn't want us to film anywhere downstairs which is odd, but we meet Doggman and then we go into her  doll room.

My eyes widened cautiously and try not to touch anything so I keep my hands to my chest. I feel so much shit in this room, its not funny. I feel like they are all watching me.

"Are you okay?" Asked Andrew.

"This room is full of eyes" I say looking at the doll directly beside me, looking into my soul.

You know what they say, the eyes are the window to the soul.

"hello" I say and walk over behind Morgan. She giggles. I look over and see legs, I look the other way and see bodies. I look up and see heads.

My phone vibrates in my back pocket. I see its my assistant. I whispered to Morgan, and stepped out.

"Hello" I answered.

"Kehlani, are you serious?"

"What are you talking about?"

"What do you mean what am I talking about? You have been sleeping with directors so you can get roles, Blake told me"

"What the hell?" I shouted a little "I have not slept with anyone!"

"Yeah, right. As of today I am no longer you're assistant. You skank!" She hangs up.

I stare at my phone screen in disbelief. I'm on the verge of crying. I google myself and see something, I never wanted to see in my life.

TMZ reports:

Kehlani Banks sleeping her way to the top.

Banks, age 19, had been sleeping with quite a lot of people lately. Latest man is a middle ages director for an upcoming film.

Her former manager has reported "She is just vile. She tried to sleep with me. She told me to get me any role she could! She slept with at least 20 men and women to get where she is and its disgusting. Her whole team has Officially dropped her"

I drop my phone and fall to the floor as well and start crying.

"God, why me?" I cry.

"Oh, my god!" Bunny drops to the floor.

"Kehlani? What'd wrong?" Shane picked up my phone. "Oh..."

What am I going to do? I did nothing to deserve this.

"Kehlani, it's okay" shane hugs me , and I wrap my arms around his neck and he lifts me off the floor. "We will deal with this in a little bit. Calm down"

"She got to sit in the living room," says Bunny "babe, go get her some water"

Doggman, Garrett, Morgan, and Ryland all walk to the living room with me. He brings me some water but I only take a sip.

They all read the article.

"This is complete shit" says Ryland.

"Why does this have to happen to me? I wouldn't wish it on anyone" I continue crying.

"Its okay, we'll fix this. its not true and we'll prove it" says Morgan

"My career is ruined, my team is gone  I have nothing."

"We're here for you Kehlani" says Garrett.

"I know, and I love you guys so, so much. But there is nothing I can do. I'm so done. With everything"

"I'll go kick his ass, if you want" says Doggman.

I laughed a little "I got to think of something. I don't want to be like this, I don't want to be known as the Hollywood Slut."

"And we can fix that, not entirely but this is real life. Anything could happen. You just need real friends to help you" says Ryland

"Okay" I nod "okay" I hug him.

Blake wants to play, let's play.
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....I was crying writing this. Hopefully everyone is emotionally stable.

Love ❤.