The Squad (Shane Dawson)

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I wake up to Andrew beside me on his phone. He's adorable.

"Are you trapped, because of me?" I asked.

"Of course not" he kisses my forehead

I stand up, grab some clothes and change in the bathroom.

I cleaned all the dry mascara off my face, and re-did my makeup. I let my hair do its own thing.

I quickly brush my teeth and exit the bathroom.

"Are you going for a Texas look?" Asked Garrett.

I scream and throw a pack of oreos at him.

"Ow!"

"You can't be sneaking up on me like that. You got to give me like a siren or something make you're own up, please announce yourself" I hold my heart and breathe.

"Sorry,"

"What happened?" Asked Andrew and  threw an empty can at him head.

"Ah, shit" he groans and holds his Head.

"Oh, my god. I'm sorry" I hug him. "Let me see"

He moved his hands l, and I see a small red mark. I kissed his head.

"Its okay." I jump up and wrap my legs around him. "I'll make it up to you"

"Really?" He asked. Pervert, jk.

"Not that way," I started kissing him slowly, and... there he goes with his tongue again. I moved my lips to his neck,and he holds back a moan.

"Guys I'm still here" says Garrett. I threw my Gucci wallet at him. I hop down and smack Andrew on the butt. he laughs a little and grabs the camera. We walk to Shane's room. I knocked on the door till they open it.

"Bitch, I will kill you" says Shane and opens the door for us.

"Ooh, kehlani's hot" says Morgan.

"Not as hot as you" I say sitting on her lap.

"Okay, guys I'm going to tell you why were here" says Shane as Ryland comes out of the bathroom.

Shane looks at him, and Ryland shrugs.

"Anyway, we are going to Grav3yardgirls house"

"Aw, I used to watch her" Morgan and I say as the same time. We look at each others and Smile. #twins .

"Use to" laughs Garrett.

I kick Garrett off the chair. Morgan laughs.

"So you know how like her views are down and stuff like that?"

I nod "well I helped many people with this, and I just wanted to help her, she's so secretive and holds back. Let's help her"

"I'm in. I love her so much!" I gush.

"I thought you loved me" says Morgan.

"I'm cheating on you" I admit.

"That's fine. I'm cheating too" I gasp.

Shane claps his hands loudly "guys! Let's go, we need to rent an rv"

"#recrearionalvehichle" I say.

"#shutupkehlani" says Shane.

I roll my eyes and we grab all of our things and get in the g.

"Does anyone have any tea to spill in the g?" Asked Ryland.

I raise my hand, "When I was little I use to put myself in the oven"

"Me" says Shane.

"I put myself in the dryer" says Garrett.

"I would have turned it on" I say.

"Actually someone did turn it on"

I try to hold back laughter "that explains a lot."

Garrett sighs.

"Um, anyone else?" Says Ryland.

"kim kardashian..."i started but was cut off by Morgan.

"I'm hungry"

"Morgan. aren't we all?" Says Shane.

"Ooh!" I reach in the back and grab a panda bag.

"Where did you get that?" Laughed Andrew.

"This guy on the street, he said if I didn't take it, he wouldn't be my daddy" I say opening it to see the most beautiful things in the world.

Morgan and Garrett gasp.

"When did you get Taco bell?" Asked Shane.

"when we stopped at the gas station and I walked across the street to taco bell, it was beautiful"

"wow, didn't even notice" says Garrett.

"Of course you didn't," I whispered "glasses wearing potato pot cheese grater"

"What was that?"

"Oh, nothing" I say giving everyone food. I throw a crunch wrap at Shane and it hits him in the face.

"I'm sorry" I say.

"Its okay, only because you got taco bell" he says taking a bite.

I feel a drop of water hit my pants, but when I looked down it wasn't water. Shit.

"Kehlani, your nose is bleeding" says Andrew grabbing napkins. I hold them tight to my nose.

"Guys, don't freak out but when it's hot my nose bleeds and I pass out"

"What?!" Says shane freaking out.

"I told..you...not...to.....freak" and everything goes black.

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Don't worry she's fine, I think.
This is mostly just a filler.
More coming later .

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