The Squad (Shane Dawson)

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Okay, this was not too long ago but people need to realize how hard Andrew and Shane are working for you guys. Be respectful and don't ever call him lazy again. ^^^

"Okay, how much is this?" Shane asked the woman.

"This is  $9,700." My jaw drops and Shane backs away slowly.

"I think Kehlani's boob job cost less" Shane laughs.

"They're real, ask Andrew" I say.

Andrew laughs.

"Garrett just got his done though" I say.

Garrett gasped and covered his chest.

"I knew it" Shane says.

"Morgan, I love your outfit" I say.

"Thanks, I swear I wore this yesterday"

"Hmm, yeah. You need to wash clothes"

"I don't feel like it. Can you do it?"

"I have back problems, my boobs hurt.."

"I'll pay you"

"When do you need them done?"

She laughs.

We walk to the G-Wagon. Why do they even call it that, it's not a G, and it's not a wagon. It's a way better version of a jeep that's for sure.

We drive around looking for a makeover place.

"And so I told her that sticking a stick of butter in her vagina is not the way to go" I finished.

"What?" Laughed Shane.

"Why would you hide drugs in butter?" Asked Ryland.

"I don't know ask Susan" I shrug.

"Tell me you haven't helped her drug deal" says Morgan.

"Of course not i have to maintain a flawless vagina"

Garrett laughs along with Andrew and Morgan.

"Lasagna!" I scream and Ryland stops at the red light.

"What was that for?" He asked.

"I was hungry"

"That's understandable" says Shane "Uber take us to get food"

We continue to drive, and by we I mean Ryland.

"Andrew, do you have any candy?" I asked

He checks his pocket and pulls out a cough drop. "It's all I got"

"Here" I pull out Skittles "now get in the back your being kidnapped"

We pull up to taco bell. Wait I swear I said lasagna, or was it cantaloupe?

I kiss Andrew on the cheek and listen to Shane order.

"A large taco bell grande, 6 crunch wraps, 6 large diet cokes, and what would you guys like?"

We laugh and pull up to the window.

"$37.56" says the girl at the window, she looks at us and screams.

My eyes widen, what did she she?

"Shane, Ryland omg!!!" Morgan puts the window down and she screams again.

"Morg...Kehla...andre...garrettt!!!!"

She looks like she's about to pass out.

"Calm down babe" I laugh.

"I love you guys" she started crying.

Awww! I get off Morgan's lap and exit the car. I hug her through the window.

"I love you so much." She cries on my shoulder.

"I love you too babe" I say looking at her name tag "Danielle"

"You guys are the reason I'm alive"

If you heard a crack it was my heart.

I started crying "you are so beautiful Dani, you go and grab life by the balls and say 'I got this shit'. Because you are worth it. I love you"

She nods her head and smiles. I kiss her forehead and get back in the car.

"Pull up to the next window," she smiles.

"Bye" we all say.

"That was beautiful" Morgan wipes a tear away.

"What did she say?" Asked Shane.

"She said were the reason she's alive" I say wiping my tears. Andrew holds me close to him.

We get the food in the car and start eating.

"I didn't realize what I meant to others, I love them so much" I say taking a sip of coke.

"It's amazing" says Garrett

"Garrett where were you this whole time?"

"In Morgan's stomach"

"Fetus Garrett is making a comeback" says shane.

"That was like 50 years ago" I say.

"Hey!" Says Garrett. I shrug.

"Did you know that, umm..i like whales?" I say.

Shane rolls his eyes " this bitch got me fucked up"
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Hey, loves. Sorry it's been a while.

But we got this book to #5 in Shane Dawson.

Are you freaking kidding?

I love you guys! ❤❤❤