The Squad (Shane Dawson)

!cheat!

I'm shooketh to the core! Thank you all, I love you! Comment what I should do for all of you in return for this dream.

I seriously didn't realize it was getting dark...I'm afraid of the dark.

We are headed to party city or I forgot.

I feel something crawling up my arm.

Its all in your head, don't look.

It starts to crawl on my chest. I start screaming and shane slams on the breaks. I open the door and run out trying to get in off.

"ITS ON MY TITS!!!" I scream around the parking lot.

In the g...

"Garrett, what did you do?" Asked Shane.

"It wasn't me this time" Garrett puts his hands up in defense

Kehlani starts rolling on the ground like she's on fire.

"Well, she said it was on her tits. There's explanation" Shane looks at Andrew.

"That wasn't me." Andrew chuckled.

They park the g, and go to kehlani who is scrubbing herself with bark.

"Kehlani?" Asked Morgan

"There was a spider on my tits!!" I say

Ryland gasped "oh my god I hate spiders!

"Let's just go in before they close" says Shane. We head in and go to the wigs first.

#wigsnatched

I find a blonde curly wig and put it on. I flip my new hair and look at the camera.

"Wow" says Andrew. I smile.

Morgan puts on a red wig, and Garrett? What. The. Hell.

Who are these people??

I put on a cowboy hat with some reading glasses.

"thats a lewk" says Morgan.

"I think everyone can agree when I say Kehlani is the only one with a lewk" says Ryland.

"Aw, thanks, Ryland Adams" I hug him.

A Beyonce song comes on and Garrett poses in several positions.

Well this is the perfect opportunity...I stand in front of Andrew, and start twerking in a funny way.

Shane tries to stop himself from laughing.

"Mood" says Morgan.

Andrew has some ragged breaths.

"Kehlani, he's going to get a little friend happy" says Shane.

"I can't tell, he may be just really huge" I say grinding on him.

Like for real, either he has a big package or he's hard. Like I can not tell. But I really like it.

I stop and kiss Andrew, he kissed back. Ooh, girl he slips his tongue in my mouth...I'm totally not in the mood for sex or anything...

"Hey! No, no! That's a no no" says Shane. I rolled my eyes and slapped Andrews butt.

But that ass tho🍑.

As I walk away he slaps mine too.

Okay, he wants to play. I smirk and grab a foam sword and spank him with it.

He laughs and he tries to run from me. Until the intercom interrupts.

"the store will be closing in 5 minutes"

"Well damn" I say. Ooh, imma keep the sword. We do check out and purchase a lot of things.

"Alright guy's, runway time" says Shane.

Andrew stands outside as Morgan walks out and does a spin, buy trips as always. I walk out next and do my best model poses that included my middle fingers. I stand beside Morgan and play with her hair while Harrett aka Garrett comes out with claws and everything.

Ryland and shane come out. Wtf is shane wearing? that's him at 50.

Come to think of it this is all of us at 50, well not Andrew he's still good looking. He hasn't aged a bit.

"Hey, let's go find Morgan a man" I suggest.

"Oh, at the bar?" Asked Ryland.

"Drunk guys Everywhere, they won't know what hit them. I might try to get laid tonight" I say.

"But you have him" Shane pointed to Andrew.

"Andrews a virgin, we're waiting till marriage" I whispered.

"Whoa, I thought you guys already hooked up"

"Soon" I wink at Andrew and start walking to the bars. He's shook.

We all head to one playing Bruno mars -that's what I like.

And obviously all the gays dance, oh wait I started twerking with Ryland.

"Morgan get ready to meet your dream guy" I say kissing her cheek.

"Yeah, a drunkard" she laughs. A guy comes out to talk but my phone starts to vibrate.

"I'll be right back" I say walking out of music range and answering the call.

"hello?"

"Kehls its Blake, we got you the role"

"Which one?" I asked

"To flicker. the horror film"

"oh, my god yes! Did I get casted as my original audition?"

"No, but they switched you to the 17 year old sister Brooke. Lauren Jaureji got the 18 year old"

"I love Lauren, okay great, when do I go in?"

"a day after you get home from your trip"

"Mm, okay, its so soon. Usually production doesn't start into like two weeks from now"

"Well the budget grossed 2.5 million, and with this tight schedule you'll be working all month,"

"Wait, we only have a MONTH to FILM??" I say freaking out.

"Well you told me you really wanted the roll, so I pulled some strings and they said they could only do a month"

"What strings did you pull Blake?" I say getting mad.

"I slept with the assistant director..."

I hang up the phone and start crying.

"Kehlani" Shane and everyone surrounded me "why are you crying?"

"My manager slept with the assistant director to get me a role for a movie. Now I'm going to look like a cheater" I cry even more.

"Shh" Shane holds me, andrew turns off the camera.

"We should just go back to the hotel" says Morgan

"Yeah, we'll order room service. We'll get champagne"

I smile a little and nod "okay"
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I feel bad for Kehlani.
Thanks for reading loves ❤🔥

Also R.I.P. X✌❤