The Squad (Shane Dawson)

!twerkathon!

Uh uh mmm. Im sorry for taking so long to post, I'm really sick.
But I'm trying.
Y'all Clumsy Gucci Hoes are the best.

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I skip through the isle and come to an abrupt stop when I see something beautiful, and majestic.

"What are you looking at?" Garrett asked. I take his head and direct it to the most amazing thing ever.

"I need it! Lift me up" I command. Garrett lifts me.

"You know your a lot heavier than you look" he giggled.

"Or you have no upper body strength" I say reaching.

This is so difficult, I can almost reach it.

"Garrett your thumb is up my ass" I say.

"Sorry!"

I grab the toy and almost fall to my death.

I end up falling on something hard, yet squishy. I open my eyes and see Garrett.

Our faces are smooshed together.

"Hi" he smiles.

"Hellur". I stand up and pull Garrett up with me.

I feel the toy in my arm and lift it in the air like Simba "I HAVE THE POWER!"

"Is this our baby?"

"Yes, what should his name be?" I pet the fluffy one.

"Henry"

"Wow, white names." I roll my eyes "welcome Henry the unicorn!"

(BTW this is Kehlani's outfit)

It was about this time two young padawans walk up to us.

"Hi" smiled one.

"can we get a picture please?" Asked the other

"Aw" I hold my heart and by heart I mean my left tit because my boobs are to big.

Garrett takes their phone because he's the tallest and takes a picture of all of us.

Garrett really loves his fans and he deserves them. He's super genuine and beautiful, I love him. ❤

"You know your so much tinier in person" laughed the girl.

"I get that alot" I chuckled and she hugged me.

"Bye!" They ran off.

I smile at Garrett "come on, let's go get matching shirts."

We take each others hands and skip down the isle, along with our child, Henry.

After like an hour of looking for the perfect shirts we come across the ones who described us perfectly.

Garretts phone starts ringing, and...jesus its a harry potter ringtone. I face palm.

A woman walks past us.

"I don't know him" I say.

She rolls her eyes and leaves.

Bitch.

"Shane's done filming, let's go to check out".

We buy the shit we got, except for Henry, He's not shit.

~  a few moments later ~

I kick down the door to the apartment, jk.

"Honey, I'm home!" I say jogging up the stairs with Henry.

Shane is drinking a and w in the kitchen, and stops to look at me.

"What is happening?"

"Life, my beautiful...beautiful...muffin?"

shane snorts as Garrett comes up the stairs with our shirts.

I smiled and put Henry on the couch. I take my shirt and run to the bathroom where I run into andrew and fall to my death.

The floor.

"Andrew stop putting your body in front of me"

he chuckles and picks me up. "He careful, Kehlani. You don't want to fall and break something"

He walks away.

"That happened 6..8 times!" I got into the bathroom and changed my shirt. I walk into the living room and see Garrett with his on.

We smiled widely as we started to do some weird chicken dance, well maybe just Garrett, I'm doing the Plug walk.

"I'm confused" shane says and Andrew laughs.

We turn around and show our backs to him.

"Hmm, that explains A LOT!" Shane chuckles.

Rude.

"Whoa, Tana just texted me"

"What she say?" I asked messing with Andrews hair.

"She said TanaCon is set and all of us are one the Featured Fucking Creator list, then she said it will start the same day as VidCon."

"That'll never work" I say, like I'm genuinely confident I'm tana, but this is fucking stupid.

But like the dumb bitch I am, I'm still going.

"Who wants to see me twerk?" I asked.

Garrett giggles loudly. "You should do that move like when shane was on the bed eating Taco bell"

Shane is having a brain hemorrhage "I forgot about that"

I've never tried that, I grabbed a chipotle burrito and go to the floor.

"Oh, your really so it?" Asked Garrett.

"Yeah" I laughed getting in the position.

Shane gets his phone out. "Wait"

He grabs another burrito and puts it on my butt. "go, action!"

I start shaking and the burrito falls, I laugh "there's no way I can keep it on"

I hear tape unroll. "I got it" days Garrett.

So like two minutes of Garrett, Andrew, and Shane trying to keep the burrito on my ass, I ended up with tape all around my hips, as, vagina, everything.

"Are we really doing this?" I asked.

"Yes, action!" Shane says. I start again and it stays on.

"Wow, were super messed up" says Andrew.

We all nod in agreement.

"Okay guys, I need to pee. Help me" I say.
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