Kehlani is discovered by Shane Dawson on YouTube and is invited to his house to end up being apart of the whitest group on YouTube after Jake Paul of course.
After we got home from Texas and a day after, I had to go in for the interview with TMZ.
So as you know I practically live on Shane's couch, Ryland woke me up not even 20 minutes ago.
And he said "you got to get your tea hot before you spill it"
Words of the wise and words to live by.
I get up shower quickly, get dressed, do my makeup and hair so I wouldn't have to sit in a room and have someone else do it for me. So this is my outfit...
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"Whoa, okay" says Morgan as I come into the kitchen.
"What?" I laugh.
"You're just so beautiful" she smiles.
"Aww, my wife is more beautiful" I hug her. "Now help me find something to eat, I have to leave in 30 minutes"
"You could just eat Andrew"
"No. And he's not even here"
"Yes, He's right behind you"
I turn around and see him. I scream and fall in the floor.
"You get scared too easily" Andrew says picking me up.
I roll my eyes.
"So kehlani here is hungry, I think you should feed her" says Morgan.
"I hope so. I ordered postmates" he says.
Morgan shakes her head in disappointment.
I was kinda hoping for a 5 course meal with Siwicki sauce.
"Hm," I grab Andrews hand a skip to the sofa, almost slipped halfway. He sits down and I sit on top of his lap, facing him.
"You're so cute" he says and kisses my forehead.
I smiled and kissed his lips, that are so fucking soft bitch. "Why are your lips so soft?"
"Lots of ChapStick and kissing you" he smiled and kissed me again.
And just as it was getting steamy the door bell rings.
We both groan and stand up. I open the door to a very young guy. when he sees me he goes from smiling to nervous.
"Wow" he says.
"Wow what?" I smiled.
"You're so beautiful, the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Can I get your number?"
"Um, well I..." I started but he cut me off.
"We can get married in Vegas, my name is Nathan. I will love you forever and ever"
My eyes go wide, then Andrew comes to the door.
"Is there a problem?" Asked Andrew.
"Yes, this woman is the most beautiful person I've ever seen"
"Um..." I say again
"She is, but she's kinda in a relationship right now"
"With who? You?" He laughs and turns to me "he means nothing. I love you. Marry me!"
"Um..."
"Can we just get our food?" Says Andrew.
the man ignored Andrew and got down on one knee, then pulls out a ring. "My love, will you marry me?"
I still don't say anything, im frozen like yogurt. #froyo
"Give us our food that we paid for and leave sir" Andrew raises his voice a little.
I get nudged by Ryland as he bumped into me. I blinked a got back to reality.
"Is there a problem?" Asked Ryland
"And who are you?"he asked "stick boy with big forehead?"
Shane starts to come down stairs and Morgan just sits on the couch eating a pop tart.
"Oh, look flabby abby is coming down the stairs" he mocks.
OK, that's it.
"Shut The fuck up!"I yell. "Give us our fucking food and move along with your life."
"Okay, whore!" He says.
This bitch.
I punched him in the throat. He gasped for air.
"Ooh damn" says Shane.
I smiled and grabbed the food. "Thank you for your service. You get two stars on yelp" I said and closed the door.
"I think I love you" says Shane
"Gracias'. Now I have to eat, I have 10 minutes" I say going to the kitchen with Andrew.
"I got you a kale salad with grilled rice no tomatoes, and extra cheese. Just how you like it" he say handing me my food.
"Thanks boo" I say pouring ranch on it "I don't know what I would do without you"
"Probably parish" he says kissing my forehead and started eating. It gets quiet for a minute...
"So you Wanna make babies?" I asked curiously.
"Sure" he says
"Really?"
"Yeah, eventually."
"Can I name the child cheese it?"
"I was thinking more like pickle or peanut"
"Okay, those names are cute" I say finishing my salad. "I have to go now"
I grab my bag and check my phone.
"Have...fun?" He chuckled and kissed me.
"I will" I said going to the front door.
"Are you going to spill everything?" Asked Shane.
"Yes, Blake wants to try and ruin my life for fame, I can do the same. He has a lot of dark shit." I say.
"Spill that tea girl" says Morgan.
"oh, believe me. Its its hot and ready" I smiled "bye babies"
I open the door and leave. ~~~ £ Who's ready for the tea? What secrets do you think Blake has?
