The Squad (Shane Dawson)

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Beep beep bitch

I wake up beside Andrew on the couch. Guess he didn't go home. I sit up and stretched.

I check my phone, its only 8:00 in the morning.

I check on Aidan, he is still asleep.

I climb back on the sofa with Andrew and kiss his cheek.

"Hm?" He groans.

"You fell asleep" I kiss his neck.

His breathing hitches.

I climb on him and kiss his lips. He kisses back and I love it.

He finally opened his eyes to look at me, he smiled then kissed me again. He lays me down on the couch and we started a make out session.

He sucked on my chest and I try not to moan, he hits my sweet spot and I let one out. I immediately cover my mouth.

Andrew lifts his head and smiled.

I breathe heavily "don't stop"

"I kinda have to" he says looking behind me.

My eyes widen and I turn around to see Ryland and Morgan...

"Um" I blush, sit up and crossed my legs like a respectable young woman.

"Your tits are out" says Ryland.

I look down and see my bra fully exposed, cleavage and all. Did I mention a couple hickeys as well?

"Andrew" I whispered and pulled my shirt up.

Andrew smiles innocently, that box of lasagna.

Ryland hands us our favorite star drink's.

"Thanks" we say at the same time.

Aidan starts to wake up and whine, bottle time. I get the formula and go to the kitchen.

I accidentally spill some water on the floor, I groan and finish the bottle. I turn around and slip on the water.

I hit the floor. Black.

Shane's POV:

I get up and go to take a sister stinky..........

After my sister stinky, I got downstairs for some sister cheerios..I have to stop that.

I stop in my tracks when I see sister kehlani, passed out in the floor.

"Kehlani?" I waited for an answer

Nothing.

"Oh my god" I neel beside her "Ryland! Guys!"

Everyone rushes in the kitchen.

"What happened?" Andrew says rushing to her side and puts his jacket under her head.

Aw, He's a sweetie.

The front door opens "I brought chipotle"

"Garrett! Get your ass in here, its an emergency" I say.

Garrett walks in the kitchen and drops the chipotle in the floor.

"Garrett!" Whines Morgan and looks at the chipotle.

"What happened?"

"I don't know, aren't you a doctor?"

"No, I just know things. Okay."

"What do we do?" Asked Andrew

"Okay" he puts his bag on the table "first hold your hands firm on her neck, she could of subsatained an injury from a fall"

i see Morgan out the corner of my eye..that sneaky hoe.

"Morgan. Down." I snap my fingers.

She whines and drops the chipotle.

"Why are you treating Morgan like uno and no name?" Laughs Garrett.

"Garrett just work your magic" after I said that, kehlani groans.

She shifts her hips under Garrett who was holding her neck, upward.

Like humping him or trying to push him off...I don't know.

Back to our innovator.

"is there a fucking whale on me? or there someone who's tryin' to smash? I'm down. I need to get laid"

"I swear she tries to hump everything including the light post" says Morgan.

I opened my eyes to Garrett looking at me and...on top of ME?

"Garrett, this is rape" I say looking down where his dïck would be.

Hmm,what if...

Don't even think about it.

I  was just wondering if there's a difference between gay dïck and straight dïck.

"hey guys is there a difference between gay dïck and straight dïck?"

"Yep, she's fine. Doctors final diagnosis, perverted." Says Garrett standing up.

I look around at everyone, why do they look like angels, especially the red headed one?

"Okay," Garrett grabs my hands and pulls me up slowly, my head hurts.

"Ow" I flinch.

I stand up and I'm a little wobbly. That's normal, I get hurt everyday.

Garrett helps me to the sofa, where Aidan is happily playing in his car seat.

I sit on the couch and massage my neck. If I could go over day without hurting myself, I would be a legend.

Andrew picks Aidan up and gives him his bottle. if you saw a tear it was mine, I need it back. I don't cry like a lil bitch. thats my rap name now,then it will be big bitch.

Did you know Garrett's rap name is Big mom?

Lit right?

"Guys we got to do a conspiracy theories video today" says Shane "so we have to get this child home, he won't survive another night"

"Garrett might eat him" says Morgan

"Morgan, that was one time" laughs Garrett.

Shane snorts "what?"

I slip my Gucci slides on and grab my keys, Andrew puts Aidan in the seat and buckles him, and like the good man he is he took him to the car.

"Aw, your the sweetest" I say walking with them to the car.

He chuckled "let me drive"

"Aw," I say handing him my keys.

We drive to my apartment and I again, was about to knock. But bitch I pay the rent.

I open the door and see clothes in the floor, oh, Jesus Christ on crack.

"Um, I'll wait in the car" Andrew says giving me Aidan.

I walk into the guest room and see Mark lying on the bed....NAKED?!

"AHHH!" he screams and falls on the floor.

"What the hell Vanessa!?" I say and she comes out of the bathroom body fully exposed,

I blinked rapidly, put Aidan down and calmly left the apartment.

I climb into the passenger side and buckle myself in.

"So um..your cousin .." Andrew starts.

"Just drive"

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