The Squad (Shane Dawson)

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^^^dat ass tho ^^^

Okay, like Shane is high on Xanax. And it is hilarious. 

"Shane, dame!" I say

"I don't speak Spanish" he says opening his bottle and giving me a pill.

"sí, el cerdo derecho" I smile sacasticly.  I drink my water with it. And
write in the notebook that Garrett got me. I write and show Andrew.

Becky let me smash.

He laughs and takes my book and writes something.

No Ron.

I smack my lips. I show Morgan my note. She laughs.

I show Shanes high self. He nods with a creep face. Ok nevermind.

The plane dings and Shanes eyes widen then he grabs, the safety manual from behind him. He's quaking at this point. I think he needs to take a nap.

I take out my phone and take 100 pictures of my ugly face. I elbow Andrew and he takes a picture with me. I put my phone away and start to feel bored. I don't want to watch a movie. All the good movies you have to pay for, and I'm broke today. I turn and face Andrew he faces me as well.

"Are you okay?" He asked.

"Yeah, can I get a kiss?" I asked asked politely. He gives me one. I want another.

"One more" I smile. He kiss me another one and lingers for almost a minute, I get mad when he pulls away.

"One more please" I say with puppy eyes. He smiles and gives me another one this lasting over a minute. I like his tounge in my mouth, it's so warm. After that short make out we take a nap.

*ding

We have landed, but where? I don't know but as long as food is involved, salsa dancing, and putting Shane in the dishwasher, I'm fine.

I stand up once Andrew moves his phat ass out the way but me being me forgot I had my Gucci slides on and got them caught under the seat, so I twist my ankle the wrong way and hit my face on the floor. Fml.

"Ohmygod!" Shane says as they all try to help me up. Ryland hands me a tissue.

"What's this for?" Then I feel the blood on my top lip. OHMYGOD!

"Yeah that" I press it to nose and hold it.  

Andrew makes me sit down while Garrett and him Garrett get my bags. I hate blood absolutely hate it. My ankle is throbbing and swelling. I start crying.

"What's wrong?" Asked Morgan.

"I feel like I've ruined this trip already" I laugh without any humor.

"No, you're just clumsy like me" she pushes my hair behind my ear and helps me stand up. Andrew and Morgan help me walk on one foot out of the plane and we are finally on the ground.

"Now that we're all on our feet..." Garrett looks at me "kinda. Where are we?"

"Oh, I still haven't told you guys" Shane says.

"We should get one of those" Morgan points to a giant baggage cart.

"No," Shane says "we're here for something special"

"My birthday?" I asked.

"Bitch your birthday isn't till August"

I cross my arms in disappointment. By the way my nose stopped bleeding now there's dried blood on my nose and lips.

I raise my hand to ask a question.

"Yes, short girl with extensions" Shane points to me.

"Can we go to the bathroom before we do anything and can we get some food?"

"I with her" says Garrett

"Same" Morgan grins.

"Fine" Shane says as we all head to the unisex bathroom. Andrew lifts me onto the counter to wipe my face off, he so sweet. I didn't have to jump up here with my bruising throbbing ankle. Once he's done he kisses my cheek.

"Here" he pulls out a Hershey kiss from his pocket. Ooh.

"Where did you get this?"

"It's a secret"

"Your not the side who hides candy in your bellybutton are you?"

"No" he chuckled.

"Are you done?" Asked Shane and we all see them waiting for us. Okaeee.

"Can I get some ice for my ankle?" I asked.

"You are so damn spoiled!" Shane groans

Fathers.

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Sorry this chapter was short but I have a really busy schedule. So enjoy so cute moment's of Andrew and Kehlani. 😘