The Squad (Shane Dawson)

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After I did my dance for the camera, I was even more sweaty from just the practice. I drink my whole bottle of water.

Its almost 3:00. I have to go babysit Aidan.

(As she drives to her apartment, watch her dance.)

(If you don't watch it, I'll be mad)

I arrive at my apartment and was about to knock when I realized...bitch this is my house. I open the door.

"Hellooh?" I say and no one answers.

"Boo!" Someone says and I hit them with the door.

"Ahh!" Says mark as he hits the floor.

"Mark? What the fuck?" I say

"You crazy bitch" he says holding his bleeding nose.

"Who you calling a bitch?" I say kicking his leg.

"Ah! Damn!" He holds his leg too.

I close the door "so where's my cousin?" I say grabbing a water from the fridge.

"She left already, eh" he just lays in the floor.

"Well I'm here for your son" I say

"He's in the play pin"

I walk over to the play pin by the window.

He looks up at me and smiles.

"Aw." I pick him up and put him in his car seat. His diaper bag is already packed so I don't have to do it.

"well see ya later, mark" I say dropping a wash cloth on his face and leaving.

"So, Aidan...what do you eat?"

He doesn't say anything but sucks on his fist.

"I'm a chipotle man myself, but I'm going to head to jack in the box. I have to go feed the needy in the place of business the I stay at or, you know what I mean" I fake laugh.

"Ah ah" says Aidan.

"So you do understand?"

"B-t cha" he says.

"Did you just call me a bitch?"

"ah"

"I will fight a child"

"Brrr"

"Oh,you want to square up?"

"Ah!"

I go through the jack in the box line and order half the menu.

I get back to Shane's house, oh shit its Wednesday, so that means.

I turn around and see Ryland's ass in the air..

Yoga day. 

"Hey, kehlani" he says standing up.

"Hey, would you help me. I got food and a child i kidnapped"

He walks over to the car and gasped "did you really kidnap a baby?"

"What? No! This is my nephew. Im surprised you believed it"

"Who wouldn't"

I gasp.

He takes the food in while I take in Aidan.

"Post mates here" says shane as he he runs to the door. He stops abrubtly and looks at Aidann "what's that?"

"Andrew and I had a baby"

"Um, Andrew!" He calls.

Andrew comes out of the kitchen and and stops "oh, you weren't joking?"

"Nope" I say handing him Aidan.

They stare at each other.

"OK, He's staring into my soul" says Andrew.

"I have to male him a bottle" I say getting the formula out of the diaper bag.

"Isn't he supposed to breast feed?" Asked Shane.

"I don't have any milk in my tits Shane. Do you you?"

"Probably"

"Well my cousin has told me he does suck on nipples that doesn't have any lactation and he goes right to sleep"

"Yay, we get to see Kehlani's nips"

"If this doesn't go I'm the hall of fame for 'Best nip slips of all time' im going to be pissed" I say going to the kitchen.

I mix the powder and put it in the microwave.

If I didn't know any better, I would think this powder would be a slightly yellow cocaine.

"Hmm" I sniff the powder and fall in the floor.

Just kidding.

I grab the bottle and come back to the living.

Andrew is playing with Aidan and its the cutest thing ever.

I can't wait to have babies with him or marriage. Which ever comes first.

"Alright who's hungry?" I asked shaking the bottle up.

"Bah" he smiles.

I pick him up and sit on the couch with him.

He drinks the whole bottle and starts hitting me in the chest.

"Ow"

"I think he wants your nip" shane laughs.

"Oh god" I say lift my shirt up and bra.

"Oh wow, those are nice" shane says pushing his together.

Aidan immediately attached himself to me.

"Oh!" my eyes go wide.

Andrew chuckles "what does it feel like?"

"I honestly don't know. No one has ever done this to me before"

"Oh. Oh, my god. He fell asleep"

I look down and he his sound asleep. I lay him down softly on the couch.

"Why does my boob look like that?" I laugh.

Shane snorted "it looks like mine"

I wipe the saliva off and cover myself. "I have to take a shower"

I go to the bathroom and take off my clothes as I'm about to turn on the shower I see Cheeto sitting.

"Oh shit"

He hisses at me.

I back up and he growls.

OK well don't have the best relationship...

He hisses again.

I wrap my self in a towel slowly and reached for the doorknob. As I open the door Cheeto jumps on the edge of the bathtub. I opened the door fast then shut it.

"Shane!" I called.

"What?" He says

I walk into the living room "I need your help"

"With?" He says continuing editing.

"Cheeto. He's trying to kill me"

"He does that everyday"

"But he's in the shower!"

"I'll get him" says Ryland going to the bathroom and brings Cheeto out.

"cacatúa vagabunda" i say walking back to the bathroom

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Well that was an experience...

(This is just a filler chapter)

It wasn't funny, but oh well.

Ily ❤

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