As the bus starts rolling its way to Anaheim, we start busting out moves on the pole, and by we I mean Ryland and myself.
Lucky for me I'm a professional pole dancer, kinda...
No, I wasn't a stripper. Ya nasty!
As we were poppin' off to Rhianna the bus suddenly slams on breaks and I fall forward landing on someone. I lift my head and find myself in James' crotch.
I lift my head immediately and apologize. We don't need another sister scandal. I go and sit beside Morgan and eat candy from my bra.
Um, so ever been in a gay guys crotch before?
No?
Okay..
I look over and see Andrew being his adorable, sexy, avacado self sitting and smiling.
I'm going to have his kids.
I walk over seductively and almost trip half way because of Shane's feet, so I decided to walk normally the rest of the way.
He watches me, as I sit gracefully sit on sit lap, and by lap I mean dïck...uh what?
I need to get laid.
He kisses my shoulder, and I blush.
Omg.
Put your kids inside meeeeeee!
We only have 2 hours till we're in Anaheim. I've never personally been but I heard it is just lovely.
Why the fuck you lyin'?
Will you please shut the fuck up
Bitch try me I'll take 3 female Viagra's and make you overdose before you get any dïck.
You wouldn't dare.
Andrew taps me "are you okay?"
"Yeah, totally not thinking about your dïck" i say...shit.
I hear him swallow, okay before I can get even dirtier I feel my ass vibrate.
I take my phone from my pocket and see messages from an unknown number.are you fucking serious? You trash me on national television?! what the hell?
This bitchh.
I was about to reply when Andrew took my phone away from me.
"Hey! That's mine" I stomp my foot.
"That was cute" he smiled.
I rolled my eyes "I'm not cute, I'm evil and dangerous!"
He laughs.
I narrowed my eyes and crossed my arms.
2 hours later.
"Kehlani" someone whispers into my ear.
"Fuck off Martin"
Someone nudged me.
"I said fuck off Martin" I lift my head and see Shane looking down at me like a peasant who just shit on his crops.
"What do you want?" I sat pulling my hair out of the side of my mouth.
"We're here and no ones going to carry your fat ass in the hotel"
"Wow" I sit up and see everyone getting off the bus. I grab my bags and followed them. We walk into the hotel lobby and get our room key, although James gets his own room. Lucky he gets to run around naked.
While no ones looking I take 4 dum dums from the jar they have on the counter and stuff them in my bra.
"Thank you" says Shane. The man at the counter looks at me then my chest.
"Omg, I'm totally offended" I say flipping my hair and walking to the elevator.
The door closes. And Morgan pokes my chest.
"What?" I asked.
"Do you have sticks or needles coming out of your tits?"
I sigh and pull a dum dum out and put it in her hand.
"Thanks, that's less insurance"
the elevator dings and we stepped out and walk to room 124. We bid our goodbyes to James.
I head to the bathroom, shit, I need to pee! I lock the door and ripped my pants off. I sit down and let it loose.
Mmmm.
I look down at my underwear and see red.
My eyes widen.
"NOooOooooOO!!!" I cry.
I hear a knock on the door.
"Yes?" I asked.
"Are you okay?" Asked Andrew.
"Yes, gingerbread"
"Ooh, you ruined this for me!" I whisper yelled to myself. "I was supposed to get laid!"
I feel a strong cramp through my uterus. I groan.
I reach over and grab my bag. I don't even think I packed any Tampons or pads. I rummage through my shit.
"Fuck it!" I dump everything on the floor. I spot a tampon, I grab it with my foot. "Gotcha ya bastard"
once I'm done washing my hands. I take all my shit and put it back in my bag.
I open the bathroom door and through my bag on the bed, along with my body.
"Everything okay?" Andrew poops down beside me.
"Now it is" I say kissing him softly.
He kisses my cheek and I grab some clothes to change into for bed. Which is just a big T-shirt. I take off my top and replace it with the T-shirt. lastly my pants, and for some fucking reason it gets caught on my ankle and I trip and fall face first to the floor.
I groan as Andrew picks me up and puts me on the bed. He takes my pants all the way off.
"You have a red mark on your forehead now" he kisses it.
Ow.
I pull him on top of me and wrap my legs around his waist. He leans down and starts kissing me.
I moan a little and he smiles into the kiss.
The door opens and we pretend we're sleeping, it closes and I look and see no one.
I pull him back on me and aggressively kiss him. He lifts my shirt and starts kissing down my chest, he grips the sides of my waist tighter.
I moan louder.
He covers my mouth and I lick his hand. He lifts up and laughs. I look down and see his friend is awake.
I giggled.
He looks down and smiles.
"Are we going to do this tonight?" He asked.
"I wish but I'm on my period"
He still smiles and kisses me.
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Okay, I'm sorry babes I'm so late...and I don't really have any excuse so please don't kill me.BTW who's ready for Kehlani and Andrew to fuck already...excuse me ..make love?.
Thank you, Clumsy Gucci Hoes.❤
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The Squad (Shane Dawson)
FanfictionKehlani is discovered by Shane Dawson on YouTube and is invited to his house to end up being apart of the whitest group on YouTube after Jake Paul of course.