Jason Grace, aka. UNICORN BOY

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Jason

I woke up to Percy intently staring at me.

"You're finally awake." He laughed. "Bro, you must've been away with the fairytales in your dreams"

Me. Fairytales. He clearly doesn't know me.

"Whatever, bro. What do you want?" I smirked, patting down my bed hair and grabbing my glasses. "Some of us have a long day of looking awesome ahead of us."

He laughed softly before looking down and laughing even louder than before.

Why the Hades was he laughing?

I looked down and remembered what happened last night.

Ah, shit.

I thought playing sticks and stones with a nice girl like Hazel would be relaxing. The consequence, I thought, would be something like eating a worm.

Instead, she was more evil than Leo.

She handed me a unicorn onesie that was about four sizes too small so my roommates could make fun of me as soon as I woke up, hence why I planned to wake up super early.

"Perseus Jackson. If anyone hears about this, I'll strike you with lightning three times and then one more time for luck."

Percy made an "O" shape with his mouth and laughed at me before continuing with what he was saying.

"Ha, sure." He snickered. "Anyway. Chiron wants you, Hazel, Frank and Reyna to come to CBH, like, by noon today. There's a new prophecy."

I sat up properly.

"A new prophecy?" I asked, getting up fully.

"I think. So, get your lazy ass dressed and leave."

"Cool. See you, bro," I asked waving him good bye.

"Yuh, bye unicorn boy," he laughed, quickly waving through the Iris message, ending it.

It is confirmed. Percy Jackson officially has a lightning bolt coming his way.

But first, I need to get out of this stupid onesie before anyone else sees me in it. Especially Reyna. I would not hear the end of it.

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Before breakfast was about to be served, I walked to where Frank and Reyna stayed, who I assumed would be awake.

They were, wearing their purple togas and Imperial Gold armour over it. Frank and Reyna were sitting down, laughing and talking.

"Ehem." I cleared my throat, and Frank was so taken aback he fell off his chair. Reyna rolled her eyes and smoothed her hair down.

"Jason, what do you want?" Reyna said whilst narrowing her eyes. "And before you say anything. No, I will not scratch your back. No, I will not Iris message Piper to come to camp for an emergency, no matter how sexually frustrated you are and, no, I do not have a crush on Michael."

Oh my Gods, why couldn't I just have a normal conversation with Reyna?

"Morning to you too, Reyna." I smiled at her, whilst flashing my middle finger at her quickly.

"Back at yah, Grace," she smirked.

I turned to Frank, who was looking at a piece of paper, trying not to laugh.

"What are you looking at?" I asked him but he looked up and hid the piece of paper behind his back.

To be honest, I actually couldn't care less about what he was looking at, since it's Frank. He wouldn't hurt a fly. Unless it was an evil fly that could potentially kill us all. Then he'd turn into another fly and probably kill it, but that's beside the point.

"Actually never mind, where's Hazel?" I asked instead, sitting next to him. As soon as I sat down I felt something rub against my foot, that instantly made me fall right back onto the floor with a loud thud.

Great, I've gotten everyone's attention now.

Hazel climbed out form underneath the table screaming with laughter, as if it was some sort of joke the fact that she had just given me a legitimate heart attack.

The list of being who were going to be struck by lighting was slowly getting more lengthy.

"Again, morning to you too, Hazel." I sighed, whilst getting back onto my seat at the table.

Why couldn't I have a break?

"I tried to come over here and tell you guys we have to get to CHB , like now-"

"For your booty call." Reyna whispered loudly, warranting laughs from Hazel and Frank. "Is Piper not enough? You need Percy too?"

"No and Hades no. Actually, there is another prophecy that happens to involve us, genius." I glared at her. "Chiron wants all of us there by noon. So instead of being slick, I suggest you use that big mouth of yours, to bully someone into being in charge, whilst Frank, Hazel and I prepare. We might be gone a while."

Reyna glared at me, making me sink into my seat.

"I'll use my mouth to do what?" She spat, cracking her fist.

I gulped but Frank quickly distracted her.

"What's the prophecy about?" he enquired, put the piece of paper back onto the table clumsily. Both me and Hazel reach for it but I was a bit quicker, probably because I was closer and had longer arms.

I turned it around, only to find out it was a picture of me in the stupid onesie, with a picture of Spongebob 'licking' me, above my torso.

"Hazel!" I screamed after her as she ran away, squealing with delight. Frank simply looked at me innocently and continued to smile at the picture. It's way too hard to hate Frank. But his girlfriend, oh my gods, she's sooo going to get it.

"I don't know," I yelled back at Frank, as I chased Hazel from the table. "I guess we'll find out, when we get there but first, I kinda need to kill your girlfriend."

Frank laughed. "Then I'll just have to kill you afterwards."

"To be honest, sounds like a plan," I smiled.

Now on to operation find Hazel. She was so going to feel the wrath of the tickle monster.

"Camp Half Blood?" Reyna reminded me, grabbing my arm. I tried to wiggle out of her grasp but her grip was too tight.

"Yep. Come on, Hazel." Frank cooed softly, picking her up as if she was an empty backpack. She squealed and tried to get off, but Frank held her in the bridesmaid way.

"Frank! Let Jason feel my wrath!" She yelped, trying to barge Frank's arm. He only laughed, as his arms were like pure rock.

"If you guys could not act 2 years old," Reyna grumbled, crossing her arms in annoyance, "we have a camp to get to."

Once again, ty to sthxngg for editing this chapter and making it as lavish as it is now x. Y'all go check her out!!

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