France: *magical green circle* *roses appear everywhere*
England: Magic?! Yeah!
*magical purple circle* *air twists into a vortex*
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France: Welcome to ze Host Club!
Italy: Romano, your embarrassing me!
Romano: But Italy, you are so adorable when you cried like that, I just had to tell them that! *holds Ita-chan's face*
Fangirls: EEEEEeeeEEEEEeeeee!!!!
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England: Magic magic Daniel Radcliffe Dumbledora the Explorer Nyan Cats ring ding ding brodo swaggins pizzazz magic magic Daniel Radcliffe Dumbledora the Explorer Nyan Cats ring ding ding brodo swaggins pizzazz...
I summon you from the depths of hell...
NOW SHOW YOURSELF!
Sebastian: Would you like to sign a contract?
England: Squeeeeee!
Sebastian: Oh dear, I landed in the wrong crack book. Goodbye!
England: Wait I needed you!!!
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Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...
