Me: HaPpY bIrThDaY tO mE
Everyone: *says nothing*
Me: *skips into a field of flowers*
Happy birthday to me
Screw you all
*dances away while singing*

YOU ARE READING
Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...
*whispers*
Me: HaPpY bIrThDaY tO mE
Everyone: *says nothing*
Me: *skips into a field of flowers*
Happy birthday to me
Screw you all
*dances away while singing*