((I bet you all knew this was coming!))
Italy: When Ludwig was at the table,I kept seeing him look at me when he was with that Prussia guy.
Italy: Do you think he was just doing it to make me jealous?
Italy: 'Cuz he was totally ignoring me in bed all last night.
Italy: Did-did you think that guy was handsome?
Italy: Did you see him?
Italy: He's so pale and that uniform is so tacky.
Italy: I mean, who wears cobalt anymore?
Italy: It's not even summer, why does the DJ!Admin keep playing Summertime Sadness?
DJ!Admin: F*ck you Italy
Italy: After we go to the bathroom could I smoke some crack?
Italy: I really need some.
Italy: BUT FIRST, LET ME MAKE SOME PASTA!
Canada: *wall twerks*
China and Japan: *making out in corner*
Brazil: *dancing wearing a Carnival costume*
Admin: *throwing confetti*
Germany: I LOVE GERMANY SPARKLE PARTY!
~skips next stanza~
Italy: Wait, pause, Ludwig just liked my pasta.
Italy: What a creep.
Italy: Is that guy sleeping over there?
Italy: Next to the girl with no shoes?
Italy: That's so ratchet...
Italy: That girl is such a fake model...
Italy: She definitely bought all of her Instagram followers.
Italy: Who goes out on Mondays?
Italy: OK let's go take some shots...
Italy: Oh no 'uh' I feel like I'm gonna throw up..
Italy: Oh wait nevermind I'm fine
Italy: Let's go dance
Italy: There is no wine at this table
Italy: Do you know anyone here who won't try to rape me?
Italy: Oh my god Ludwig just texted me.
Italy: Should I go home with him?
Italy: GUESS I MADE GOOD PASTA!
All: *dramatic pose*
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Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...
