England: Damnit eyebrows! you are coming off.
Eyebrows: Nooooooo Igwad don't kill us!
England: *snips*
Eyebrows: *die*
England : Yursh!
Eyebrows: *come back*
England: You m*th*rf*ck*ng b*tch*ng sh*tt* eyebrows why won't you get the f*ck off my face!
England: *shaves them again*
Eyebrows: *dies for real*
A/N: Continues in Puerto Rico's Hetalia Randomness book; chapter 110!

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