Brazil: *drunk as hell*
Admin: *puking rainbows*
Puerto Rico: *on phone with ???????*
Portugal: *nomming on churro*
Fem!Spain: *on couch, asleep*
???????: *knocks on door*
Brazil: I'll getit!
Germany: *bursts into the room with Prussia*
Brazil: *swoons at Germany and faints*
Prussia (to Admin): DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY PARTY?!
Admin: I don't really like to party party.
Germany: Do you like to dancey dance?
Admin: *rips off jeans and reveals red sparkly pants*
YES I WORE MAH PARTY PANTS!
Sealand: *swings around pole*
Puerto Rico: *Videotaping the randomness*
Poland: *throws oreos and ketchup all over the floor*
Super Italy Bros: *making out in corner*
Seychelles: *dead drunk*
France: *doing cartwheels*
2P!Igwad: *eating purple chapstick*
Denmark: *trying to hit Puffin with axe*
Canada: *taking selfie*
Russia: *forcing the Baltics to become one with him*
Japan and China: *also making out in corner*
Admin: *blows everything up with hand grenade*
YOU ARE READING
Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...
