Prussia: IT'S MY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAY
Germany: Too bad you're already dead.
Prussia: *sings happily*
It's my birthday!
I'm so sexy!
*skips into a lake full of beer*
Screw you all!
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HAAAAAPYYYYYY BIIIRRRRTTTTHHHHDDDDAAAAYYYY PPPPRRRRRRUUUUSSSSIIIIAAAAA
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Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...
