So~
Here~
Cliché Hetalia Christmas Oneshot Because Boredom~
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((I love these things~))
I woke up on a beach. It was hot and snowy. My name is (insert stereotypical female name here). I'm a tomboy. so, after I put on my $288339 designer jeans and 634 pounds of makeup along with my pretty princess shirt, i decided to take a loooooong walk. and den I saw this group of hawt guys. one had ab awesome butt!!!!! It was liek the most bootayful thang ever. he walked up to me and said his name was Antonio and then we kissed. I den blacked out after seeing santa who was actually a cute blonde boy.
Me: Grammar mistakes were meant. This lowered my IQ too much.
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Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...
