Japan: (again) It worked! Omiglob it worked!
Brazil: (again) What did?
Japan: *presses button*
Admin: *transforms*
World: *transforms*
Admin: Wha!? Am I a Vaporeon?
Brazil: How did I become a Liepard?
Ita-chan: Vee~ Ima Audino!
Puerto Rico: How did I get to be a Chandulure?!
Japan: Ooh, I thought I'd get a Mienshao!
Germany: *storms in* How did I f*cking become a Machamp?
America: *happy Braviary noises*
Igwad: *creepy Bisharp screeches*
Russia: Kolkolkol... Ima Dusknoir
China: How did I become a Pangoro? You other nations are so immature. I doubt you'll ever grow up. I'll satisfy the only organ in your bodies that seems to work. Would you like to sample some Chinese tasty treat? *shoves mashed oran berries in everyone's faces*
Vaporeon: *uses hydro pump*
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Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...
