America: Whee! Let's do Splash Mountain first!
England: Alright. But if you get scared, no hugging me until I get strangled, you bloody wanker.
~~time skip brought to you by the united nation of flying mint bunnies~~
America: SH*T! SH*T! *wraps arms around Iggy frantically*
Iggwad: *chokes* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
~scene change~
France: How about a ride on ze Thunder Mountain, mon cher? If you want, you can 'old onto me ze whole time!
Canada: Sssure?
~~time skip brought to you by Canada's syrup~~
Canada: *trembles*
France: Are you ready?
Canada: Yyyyes...
France: Allons-y!
Canada: *holds France's hand and whimpers as the roller-coaster flies around*
~scene change~
N. and S. Italy: RUSSIA. GIVE US OUR BANANAS. NOW.
Russia: Holy sh*t!
Japan: Run, Russia!
Super Italy Bros: *Rides on a unicorn, chasing Russia thru Pixie Hollow*
Poland: I am a fairy!
Russia: Get the f*ck outta my way, unless you want to become one with Mother Russia, да?
~~scene change~~
Admin: What should we do next?
Puerto Rico: How about some lunch?
Admin: Why not? There is some fantastic pasta in Italy, which I had last time we were here!
PPPPPPPAAAAAAASSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAA IS THE AWESOMEST THING EVER EVEN AWESOMER THAN THE UNAWESOME PRUSSIA
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