England: *sitting on train, which stops*
America: um sir, the train stops here.
England: *ignores America, looks out window*
America: *pokes England*
England: *head whips around* DO I LOOK BOTHERED?
America: No, not real-
England: DO I LOOK BOTHERED?
America: no you d-
England: ARE YOU INSULTING MY FAMILY?!
America: No I'm n-
England: ARE YOU SUSPECTING MY FAMILY OF MURDER?!
America: N-
England: DO I LOOK BOTHERED?!
~and it goes on and on in an endless cycle~

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Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...