Germany: *drags Japan to a psychologist*
Japan: Why do you do this, Germany?
Germany: *sits Japan down*
Japan: Herro. I don't know why I am here.
Psychologist: Me either.
Germany: He has been creating too much yaoi.
Psychologist: YOU LIKE YAOI?!
Japan: OMFG YES :D SOMEBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!!
Psychologist: OMFG WHAT'S YOUR OTP?!
Japan: I SHIP EVERYTHING X EVERYTHING!!
Psychologist: ME TOO :D
Japan: I CREATED ENOUGH DOUJINS SO THAT THEY ARE BIGGER THAN RUSSIA AND TALLER THAN THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!!!
Italy: Vee~ I saw one of those comic books with me and Germany on the front!
Germany: JAPAN!!!
Japan: HORY SHEET. *rides on Nyan Cat to magical doujinshi land*
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Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...
