England: What's your favourite number?
France: 69, ohohoh-
England: FOOL! THAT IS IRRELEVANT BECAUSE MY STORY BEGAN IN THE 12TH CENTURY!
Japan: No Igirisu-san, I think it was the 3r-
England: FOOL!
America: Cool, it's the Legendary Sword!
England: Now here is my contract. At 19,632 pages long, this is the least demanding one I've made since the Thirteenth Century.
America: *runs*
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Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...
