America: Welcome, all, to the Beautiful World Hotel and Casino!
Mexico: Omigod! Oh, waiter, a round of tequila for me and my friends.
Brazil: Gracias, México!
America: This casino has an R-21 section for all adults to drink and watch... Well, lets not mention it. And there is a fantastically giant gaming center for younger ones! A waterslide, plus a fake snowboarding hill, and many other features!
England (drunk as f*ck): Omigod America you've really outdone yourself... *giggles*
Canada: f*ck off Igwad
Brazil: Let's go race down the waterslide, Juan!
Mexico: Vamanos!
~scene change~
Lifeguard!Admin- 3, 2, 1! Go!
Mexico and Brazil: *fly down waterslide*
Mexico: I win!
Brazil: Sheet.
~scene change~
RomaRico: *sitting in hot tub together for no reason*
Spain (drunk as f*ck): EEEEHHHH MACARENA!!!
YOU ARE READING
Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...
