England: Look everyone! I brought scones! ^_^
Mexico: Oh sweet jolly ranchers have mercy on our souls.
Admin: *munching* They're kinda good- *stiffens up*
All: *munching* *stiffens up and looks down if male*
Mexico: Igwad? What did you put in...
Prussia: O_O My five meters?!
England: I found a pill on the counter that said Viagra so I added it to the batter :)
Mexico: O_O awkward boners
PR and Brazil: I'm glad I'm female
A/N: Thank you to Hetalia-Love for this idea XD
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Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...