Germany: *Dances in front of Brazil*
Brazil: *Fantasizes about him and takes a bunch of stalkerish pics*
Romano: *twerks for España*
Puerto Rico: >:(
Admin: *throws Poké Ball* I choose you! Mattie!
Canada: *pops out*
Admin: *glomps Mattie*
Canada: *blushes*
Admin: *pulls curl*
Canada: ngh!
Puerto Rico: *charges at Romano and pulls his curl*
Romano: *moans*
Brazil: *noms on Yucca root while watching Germany*
Sealand: *swings around pole and fireworks erupt in background*
'Murica: *drives in on van and runs over 2P Igwad*
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Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...
