Admin: *goes to store and buys pregnancy test kit£
Brazil's Admin: f*ck!!! *vomits*
Admin: *goes back*
Brazil's Admin: *uses kit*
Strip: *turns blue*
Admin: OMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD I'M GUNNA BE A DAD!!! *faints*
~timey wimey skip~
Brazil's Admin: NUUUUU F*CK YOU PAIN ADMIN-KUN GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL!!!
Admin: *races her to hospital*
Admin: OI! M'WIFE IS HAVIN A KID!
~timey wimey skip~
Brazil's Admin: *shrieks*
Admin: IT'S A BOY!!! *faints*
Brazil's Admin: *carrying the niño*
Admin: *wakes up* What should we name him?
Brazil's Admin: I don't know... He looks totally bad*ss though...
Admin: How about Vincente?
Brazil's Admin: Sí!!!
YOU ARE READING
Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...