Mexico: I want foooooood
PR: sí I'm hungry
Brazil: saaaaaaaame
Hispanic Trio: ESPAÑA TAKE US TO THE STORE
Spain: Alright!
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Mexico: *wanders off in search of tacos*
PR: *follows Mexi*
Brazil: ...I'm so al- YUCCA OMFG *grabs five hundred yucca roots*
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Spain: Time to pay! *rings up pile of tortillas, bottle of bacardi rum, and 500 yucca roots*
Cash Register: $232.68
Spain: MIOS DIOS BRASILIA
Brazil: XD hahahaha but no pay for it or I sic an anaconda on you
America: *runs in* MY ANACONDA DON'T
Mexico: MY ANACONDA DON'T
PR: MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Brazil: *fries Yucca root* SPAIN WE RAN OUT OF OIL
Spain: goddamn...
~finis~
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Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...
