Canada: Free health care!
Kumajirou: Who are you?
Canada: Damn...
England: *Shows up in the TARDIS*
I shall use the magical powers of the bloody fezzes to solve the world's problems!
England: *Puts fez on* *Turns into 2p*
Canada: NoOoOo!!! *Runs*
England: Would you like a cupcake, poppet?
Admin: *Shoots 2p!Iggy*
England: *Turns into regular Iggy* *Begins dying*
Flying Mint Bunny: Noooooo! England! Don't die!
England: *Dead*
FMB: This means war!!!
England: *Regenerates into ze unawesome Prussia*
Admin: *Opens TARDIS and flies away...*
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Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...
