No offense to anyone who reads this
I'm sorry if you feel offended lol
Apparently, there is this jerk who made my friend feel bad, and this story/poem is to get back at him
As you read on, this poem will make less and less sense, get less and less logical, more and more weird, and more and more... Idk lol, take this as a children's nursery rhyme, where no one dies or cries and all the animals talk, except that some really weird things happen here. The key word is - banana. Lol
And in some sentences I haven't included a proper rhyme scheme, and know that I did that on purpose, no I wasn't trying to ruin my career as a poet lol it made it more funny, this is supposed to be a humorous poem.
Me, writing a humorous poem. After all those sad and emo ones.
Please tell me this isn't THAT bad lol, I am new to writing stuff like this.
But hey, if it IS that bad, ah well. Sayonara, career as a poet.
*YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ABOUT THE WEIRDNESS*
Enjoy Charlize_251520, this is dedicated to you
Declan, was the guy
With red, ginger hair
He was a whiny brat
And he was unfair
"Mommy I want this,
Its the cutest teddy bear
Daddy, I want that,
Its the hottest thing to wear."
Both his parents sighed
Have had enough with him
Their heads, it pounded hard
Their savings going slim
This kid, was a little devil,
Making their bright lives dim
They called upon their last hope,
The babysitter Kim
Kim, he was so lazy
So droopy and so wide
As soon as the parents left,
Declan would run and hide.
Kim, he went and searched,
And finally tired, he lied
Down on the cashmere carpet
And beat his cheeks and cried
And soon he went to sleep
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