This is dedicated to everyone who has been reading from the very start up until this part. Thank you very much. Applaud yourselves!
*Characters appear as they are mentioned.
Kitatani: Let's go on to the first dare.
"In honor of Vine, speak only in the universal meme language."
Saiki: Fuck ya Chicken strips!
Kaidou: Mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick
Mera: Ahh! Stahp I could've dropped mah croissant!
Saiko: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich.
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Kuboyasu: GO BACK TO SLEEP...
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...AND STARVE
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Y/n: (*insert your favourite vine here*)
Kitatani: PLEASE DON'T DO COCAINE HEY COCAINE RUIN YOUR BRAIN WHAT PLEASE DON'T DO COCAINE HEY
Six hours of awesome vines later...
Kitatani: And they were roommates.
Y/n: Oh my god they were roommates.
"What the Psi-nan anime is really about."
Saiki: Everyone is part of the Kokomins except for me.
Y/n: Originally, everybody liked Saiki but Teruhashi just got in the picture.
"Next up; Seven Minutes in Hell."
Saiki: We've been in Kitatani's lair for seven hours. Isn't the game supposed to be over?
Kitatani: Keep your mouth shut. I meant to say heaven. Kuboyasu and Kaidou first.
Kaidou: Wat
Kuboyasu: Oi isn't there supposed to be a hat-?
Y/n: Nope. *pushes the boys into a random closet*
Six minutes later...
Kitatani: Did you push them in the oak closet?
Y/n: I put them there *points to closet 666*
Kitatani: That is mahogany!
Saiki: How many closets do you have anyway, author-san?
So, Saiki had to bring Kuboyasu and Kaidou back from the demon world and obliviate their memories about it.
Kitatani: Dares are over. I'm bored. This coming Christhmus we're having Secret Satan.
Kaidou: Don't you mean secret santa?
Kitatani: *nervous* y-yeah! Secret Santa! D-definitely!
Next time on The Dare Hellhole!
"Pocky Game!"
"Saiki will not be doing the challenge."
Kitatani: Please comment down below your favourite ships. Remember to give dares and don't forget to comment and vote! (Why do I sound like I'm running for president...*whispers* I will overthrow Trump bwahahahaa)
Also Kitatani: This chapter sucks
Kitatani: Are you sure about that?
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