The book of nonsense

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Sharing the book of nonsense with you, will make me feel wonder and proud that I have chosen too.

There was an old Derry Down Derry,

Who loved to see folks merry; so he made them a book,

And with laughter they shook,

At the fun of that Derry down Derry!

There was an old man with a nose,

Who said,"if you choose to suppose,

That my nose is too long,

You are certainly wrong!"

That remarkable man with a nose.

There was a young person of Smyrna,

Whose grandmother threatens to burn her; but she seized on the cat,

And said ,

M"Granny,burn that!"

"You incongruous old woman of Smyrna!"

There was an old person of Chili,

Whose conduct was painful and silly

He sate on the stairs,

Eating apples and pears,

That imprudent old person of chili.

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There was an old man in a tree,

Who was horribly bored by a bee;

When they said,

"

Does it buzz?"

He replied,

"Yes,it does!"

"It's a regular brittle of a bee!"

There was a young lady of Portugal,

Whose ideas were excessively nautical,

She climbed up a tree,

To examine the Sea,

But declared she would never leave Portugal.

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